BlueLion.

Anyone who's worrying about the colour of our training kit obviously has little else to worry about in their everyday lives. My advice would be to get a girlfriend.

More like messy than Messi, IMO.

Sam, that's made me feel warm and fuzzy inside! The money's in the post btw.

Join and I won't ban you all.

Yeah, who the hell is that? EDIT: Do you all think we should share the league code on our Twitter and Facebook pages? We could get 100s sign up...

Cheers for locking this and sorting it out, DavidEU. I've hidden all in the inappropriate posts. 11Drogba, the next time you feel like sharing your vitriolic criticisms of one of my staff members, do so to me directly, via PM. I don't expect you to make a public show of things. You talk of maturity but you're the one at fault, in my opinion, Show some sense and let it go. Everyone, back on topic, or it'll be permanently locked.

How the FUCK is somebody saying they're over Mata leaving being disrespectful? Saying Mata is a judas wanker and was fucking shit, now that's being disrespectful. Saying that I'm over him is hardly being offensive. I suppose you go and revise your definition of the word because you clearly don't have a grasp of its connotations. Nobody has - or should - have forgotten what Mata did for this club. But I don't know if you've realised, he's left the club now. Players come and go. People get over them leaving. Deal with it. If you want to stay attached to Juan then I'm sure there's a spare seat or two at Old Trafford.

Mata surpasses Cesc in a number of ways - I would argue he is a better finisher, for instance, though Cesc is no slouch in front of goal. I think the argument here is that Cesc is the more competent all-round player, which will compliment the role demanded of him next season.

Anyone else totally over him? No, just me then. Oh, and this guy:

That's fucking huge hahahah!

Absolutely. I'd back a resolute defensive team that can play good, counter-attacking football to beat them. Know where we could find one of those?

Yeah, José is definitely trolling us. I think he is serious in saying "okay, no more big signings". Maybe Tiago and another young player, perhaps in the Salah mould, as a squad player? I can't see any more marquee signings. We've been spoilt this summer in having THREE arrive in one window.

DAFUQ?

Joined. The same as last time, I've been given a wank team.

Because it's my opinion. Miranda reads the game in a superior manner.

Indeed, well done to all!

Will check it out, cheers.

Happy belated birthday Sammy xxxx

Impossible, then I'd have to ban myself.

I used to fucking hate this game.... I'll try it and probably leave again?

It has been made official...

Because I forgot to move the topics to the staff room the minute they closed on Friday, I wasn't able to fix the polls. So it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to work out 1) who the winners are, and 2) that for the first time in TalkChelsea history I haven't messed with the voting system (much). I am delighted to confirm the following are the WINNERS of the 2014 TalkChelsea Forum Awards! The winners will be granted a place in TalkChelsea folklore as true LEGENDS of the site. You will also have the smug satisfaction of being able to deem all others on this forum mere peasants for the next twelve months. Click on the name of the award to see the original poll. It's locked, so don't try and be an arse and change/delete your vote: 1. Best Football Knowledge - The Skipper - won with 52.5% of the vote. 2. Best General Knowledge - Stingray - won with 47.06% of the vote. 3. Best Newcomer - Mohammed Seif - won with 69.77% of the vote. 4. Best Article Writer - - won with 77.42% of the vote. 5. Best Graphics Designer/Videos Producer - Feroze - won with 52.17% of the vote. 6. Best Staff Member - CHOULO19 - won with bribery. 7. Funniest Forumer - Stingray - won with 56.25% of the vote. 8. Most-Liked Forumer - Mohammed Seif - won with 35.14% of the vote. 9. Wisest Forumer - Fulham Broadway - won with 58.33% of the vote. 10. Most Controversial - Henrique - won with 52.5% of the vote. 11. Biggest Contributor - Barbara - won with 31.58% of the vote. 12. BRITISH MEMBER OF THE YEAR - The only place to be - won with 48.65% of the vote. 13. INTERNATIONAL MEMBER OF THE YEAR - Barbara - won with 53.33% of the vote. 14. Special Recognition Award - KevinAshburner, for his infectious humour and personality. Congratulations to all the winners!

KevinAshburner - Lord Assburner, congratulations on your forum award.

Thank you, almighty one. I shall confer with you in the Clubhouse thread.

Can Drogba have it?