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BlueLion.

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  1. BlueLion.
    Good luck mate! P.S. do the quiz.
  2. BlueLion.
    I just think it's a coincidence, I really do, pal. For me, it's like putting 2 and 2 together and getting 43.
  3. BlueLion.
    Here we go: 1) What is my shoe size? 2) What is my favourite shade of blue? 3) What is the name of my favourite Coldplay song? 4) True or false - I have a 7-shaped bald spot on my chin from an old scar. 5) What car do I drive? 6) On a scale of 1-Sauron, how much do you think I wanted to destroy the Earth after my cunt of a university graded me 0.5% off a first in my degree? 7) Which of the following institutions am I NOT a member of: The Women's Institute, the European Union, MENSA, Nottinghamshire County Cricket Club, The Avengers, the Backstreet Boys. 8) What if I got it wrong And no poem or song Could put right what I got wrongOr make you feel I belong?What if you should decideThat you don't want me there by your sideThat you don't want me there in your life?9) If there was a zombie apocalypse, which ONE of the following weapons would I utilise: 1) katana, 2) chainsaw, 3) a Kerry Katona work-out DVD10) Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?11) Which member of One Direction is my favourite?12) Who is YOUR favourite member of One Direction?13) Are you aware that if the answers to 11) and 12) are 1 - not the same, and/or 2 - incorrect, you will be Mjolnir'd?
  4. BlueLion.
    The British press seem to think that a medical could be completed within 48 hours and an announcement made soon, as we want him to join our Austrian training camp. That is being reported in both The Mail and The Express.
  5. BlueLion.
    I think Nando deserves a statue for being the slowest striker in our history to 50 goals.
  6. BlueLion.
    Greedy cunt.
  7. BlueLion.
    People are thinking, that because we arranged this friendly, it's part of an agreement to sign their best player? While we're at it, can we schedule a friendly with Zenit so we can take Witsel off their hands? Maybe even Real Madrid, that Bale kid isn't bad.
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  10. BlueLion.
    HAHAHAH TOM YOU FUCKING MEAT HELMET! You're not meant to vote for yourself!
  11. BlueLion.
    He was Germany's best goalkeeper, defender and second-best midfielder after Schweini, give the bloke some credit.
  12. BlueLion.
    I was about to threaten the six people who didn't vote for me with Mjolnir, until I realised I'm one of those people.
  13. BlueLion.
    I'm such a trend-setter
  14. BlueLion.
    Kevin, I feel sorry for banning you that time. Will you ever forgive me? This is the first time I've felt remorse for banning/suspending anyone. Appreciate it.
  15. BlueLion.
    The Freudian in me has interpreted this just... wrongly.
  16. BlueLion.
    Patience, LDN, plenty of time for me to log in as x number of unused accounts and anonymously vote for myself See my reply to LDN! Aww, thanks B
  17. BlueLion.
    And you happen to be in my motel, so deal with it
  18. BlueLion.
    Griezmann, Schurrle, Costa, Torres and Drogba would be suitable striking options, IMO.
  19. BlueLion.
    Definitely not But it's a valid award for, as you say, people sticking their necks out on the line, rather than simply condoning or adhering to the majority.
  20. BlueLion.
    It's just a bit of fun!
  21. BlueLion.
    Chelsea's opening Premier League fixture has been moved to the evening of Monday 18 August. The 500 mile round trip from West London to Turf Moor will now be scheduled for an 8pm kick-off, much to the chagrin of the travelling Blues support. Meanwhile, the following games have all been confirmed for live television screening in the UK: Burnley v ChelseaMonday 18 August8.00pmLive on Sky Sports Everton v ChelseaSaturday 30 August5.30pmLive on Sky Sports Manchester City v ChelseaSunday 21 September4.00pmLive on Sky Sports Chelsea v ArsenalSunday 5 October2.05pmLive on Sky Sports Manchester United v ChelseaSunday 26 October4.00pmLive on Sky Sports Liverpool v ChelseaSaturday 8 November12.45pmLive on BT Sport Sunderland v ChelseaSaturday 29 November5.30pmLive on Sky Sports
  22. BlueLion.
    One of us is a cunt and the other is a cunt that bans people.... take your pick.
  23. BlueLion.
    Damn, you found me out, Hercule!
  24. BlueLion.
    He got the MVP award because Argentina are fucking shit, and he did a brilliant job in dragging them to the final. I personally think the winner should have been Neuer.
  25. BlueLion.
    I've met Kez, I have to mention her
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