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Fun fact: This is the first time Barcelona have conceded 4 goals in a CL match since we put 4 past them back in March 2005

I feel bad for Barca, they traveled all the way to Munich 4-nothing!

Already warming up to CFC fans by scoring against Barcelona!

Brilliant!

Yeah I guess one of the main reasons I don't find her attractive is because every girl tries to look like her. But also I hate girls who've done surgery (hate how they look, not hate they personally, obviously); I don't even like girls with make-up!

I don't want him here for the same reason I don't want Falcao, but some of the reactions here are ridiculous, imo. He has one of the best scoring record in Europe. I won't be upset if we get him for 20-25m. Though I doubt the interest is genuine.

Well not exactly, but very similar style. All Lebanese girls have the same nose! We have the second or third highest plastic surgery per individual in the world @Stingray, What's so special about her? You can get almost any girl in the world, perform a few plastic surgeries on her, slap some kinky clothes and contact lenses and she'll look exactly like that!

I know his Barca form does not help his case at all, but he was magical at Udinese, especially in the season right before he left. Which is why I think he's worth the bet. I think that his Barca form has been, at least partly, due to his lack of games and his coming in and out of the side so often. He just hasn't had a good run of games with them. On any account, I think he's a player that would fit much better in the EPL than La Liga.

You see? I don't find her one bit attractive..

Depends on what you consider beautiful. For example I don't find Swedish girls (by that I mean the general stereotypical Swedish girls) at all attractive but instead I am much more attracted to eastern European girls or middle Asian girls (pale skin, dark hair or curly brown hair ). Anyways, if you want to go by the "general" taste of men, most people say the Lebanese girls are by far the hottest in the middle east. I don't really see it because they all (again talking about the general stereotype not all the girls) look a bit fake and shallow for my taste. Most girls here look like Haifa Wihbe (famous model/singer, just google her).

I think he likes you! That's how little boys to 'flirt' with girls usually

I think the idea is that we need a player who can both play on the wings and cover as a striker. I don't think anyone is seriously saying that Remy, or Schurrle, will walk into our lineup, but if there's anything to learn from this season is that squad players are just as important as the starting XI.

Sooo, Madrid are pretty much through to the final.. The psychological blow of loosing Gotze and to Bayern in particular is just huge. His relation with his teammates must also be a bit awkward atm. Can't see them going through.

This is funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VW2wnQuPIlc For some reason, I always get the impression that Giggs isn't the brightest player around when he talk to the media..

Would be hilarious though if Pep fails to win the league with this squad

Would love him instead of Schurrle. This is guy you would pay 15+ millions for.

Sheesh, why so serious? I was making a joke!

0.49 - Petr Cech has the best clean sheet ratio of any goalkeeper in Premier League history (140 in 287 apps).

When's the first leg of the final?

Still sounds weird as fuck

You'd feel it was weird too if your name was John. I mean just imagine people saying "I was taking a shit on the Jake.."

It's not universal, I've never heard a an American or a Brit say it in my life.

Well Mario is certainly excited about this move:

So you're saying it's normal to name your toilet after some guy's name? You Aussies are weird folk!

"Cech said. "I have to say that I have been a Chelsea player since 2004 and I have never had six minutes in my favour when I was losing." Spot on!