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Hmmm, I need to learn to read articles till the end.. I can't start to even express how much I wish that is false!

The article is on a completely different topic, but I was surprised to see this quote from Frank about Michael: Weird that he never practices, he was the best pen taker I've seen after Lamps.

Not entirely sure if this has been posted, but apparently Frank has said that the team did not practice pens before the final: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/europa-league-final-chelsea-havent-1889255 No idea what to make of that.

I was on board the Neymar to Bayern rumor until they said it was for 50m.

It is very unlikely that Real will get Ancelotti. Al Khalifa (PSG president) said that he does not want to let Carlo go until the end of his contract. I don't expect anything else to happen.

He should be investigated by the FA if we or Tottenham file a complaint.

Shame that Wigan went down, I would much rather watch them than Norwich or Westham. Proof that 'good' football is often ineffective, especially in England. Anyway, I hope that this means that players like McCarthy will be available in the market. Perfect squad player to play in the pivot, imo.

Really? I doubt that. He and Newcastle could get punished by the FA if that is true.

@hazardeden10 1m Sad not to play tomorrow. I will support my team until the end. #cfc

Anyway, I don't imagine that we will have to go into those complications. With Newcastle safe, I expect Arsenal to put a few past them. So we definitely have to win to secure third.

Actually, a 3-2 win (or more) is enough to put Arsenal in third if we get a goal-less draw.

The result in the EL has nothing to do with CL qualification. Going to merge this with EL thread since it does not deserve a separate thread.

The tinker man to Chelsea!

People got their hopes up for no reason. Hamstring injury = at least two weeks out.

Hearing rumors that Mancini might join Monaco.

That depends entirely on who that 'one' is

He's a painful reminder of our crappy youth policy. But I've always like Matic as a player and wish him the best of luck..except for tomorrow of course!

Who is this Jype guy who keeps posting in the pub?! @Stingray, did you approve of him?

Just have a feeling that we won't win a trophy this year. Even our youth team blew two cup finals this season!

I'm getting mixed signals here

What's with girls and kids? I don't get it... Usually, this turns my frown upside down: Or you can try standing on your head, that'll turn your frown upside down..literally!

What's wrong with jumping? Have you tried jumping on the bed or the couch? It is so much more fun than not jumping on the bed and couch! Maybe if you jumped more you wouldn't be sad

Do you mean legally or is your question "Are humans physically capable of committing suicide without a mental disorder"? I don't think that only people with mental disorder can commit suicide. If you have time to read, download this: http://www.suicidenote.info/ It's a book in which a perfectly happy 35 year-old person with a bachelor in psychology attempts to explain why suicide is the only thing that makes sense. That is called nihilism Btw, I'm curious of what @Stingray makes of that. The arguments against Nihilism were never 'logical' but rather 'moral' or 'practical'. Personally, I can't really argue with much of what Michael (the 35yo) wrote. PS: If you are depressed or have any suicidal inclinations atm, DO NOT read that book.

I had a dream that we lost on pens and now I'm very nervous about this game