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For 63m?

Well they once scored 30 goals in one match, so does that mean they only scored 53 in their remaining matches since?!

He did not say he would leave. But yes he wants a new deal which, tbh, he deserves. He is Juve's 'spoiled' little prince. Trust me, he'll get the deal he wants.

Is that Mos'ab Al Zarqawi the Al Qaeda leader?!

Should have scored at least 4 more. His finishing was terrible. But to be fair, his movement was very good.

LOL No. He couldn't.

Excuse me, but I went temporarily blind after those gifs you posted. I'll reply when I get my sight back.

LMAO Fuck you Tancredi Palmeri :lol2:

I just heard that SAF will be a pundit for Al Jazeera next year for the EPL. Did not expect that!

Best signing of the window so far and he didn't cost a dime.

Who said I don't love that as well?

Excuses, excuses, excuses..

Of course it is only nice to let a woman do this to you:

Actually, the percentage of men occupying legislation positions such as members of parliament, presidents..etc is globally much higher than women. So technically, girls rarely "rule".

HAHAHAHA I actually replied that before I saw this!

Together? Well, if you insist!

Male is the easiest language in the world: If we say we want something, it means we want it and we want a sandwich with it and if we say we don't want something, it means we don't want it but we still want that sandwich But I guess the problem is that saying what you actually mean is a completely foreign concept for females

Errm, WTF is going on in that gif?

Wait, you thought that was aimed at you?! Honey, I use the pub sometimes to vent and writes stuff I can't say out loud. This was about an old friend of mine who recently started texting me and subtly flirting and fishing for compliments from me and won't take the obvious hints I'm leaving her that I am not interested. I was just annoyed that she keeps trying to get me to pay her compliments. Why in the world would you think that was directed at you?

I'm sorry, this maybe due to lack of sleep, but I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about..

Why do girls keep fishing for compliments? It's kinda cute at first but it gets incredibly annoying afterwards. We get it, you're great, you're cute as a button. Can we fucking move on please?!

Nah, it's not you, it's just that people aren't on here as often during off season and a lot of the regular posters on here are currently busy with exams and stuff.

Solve complex differential equations?

Cavani will not be signing for anyone in the next few days as he will be stuck in Keneth Omeru's pocket.

Great, great performance against the likes of Forlan, Cavani and Suarez no less! Too bad he was Nigeria's only decent defender.