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OMFG So you are a god as you claim to be! I know you're married to Azpi, but will you marry me too?

Well, Mikel has been very good in every single appearance he's made for us this season bar 45 mins at spurs while Frank has had more bad games than good. There are no excuses why he continues to be selected.

Do you hate us all now because we made you mad and upset?

We're sorry Tiwaz, we didn't mean to upset you

Well, considering the performances, maybe they should..

Well that's the million dollar question, isn't it? Why is Jose persisting with Frank even though the vast majority of people can see how bad he has been? Is Jose playing him because of his past glories? Or can he see something that we all can't? This is completely beyond me, but I hope we fix it soon because it's costing us games.

I was with you until you said Sandro. It is completely irrational how overhyped that guys is, especially if you consider that he's spent most of his time in England injured. On topic, I think most reasons of why not have been covered. If we are going to experiment at CM, the logical choice would be KDB, not Oscar.

#MoyesIn

Him performing well was not by any means the norm so far this season. He had 3 good games in a row but he was bad at the start of the season (not as bad as yesterday, though). In fact, he's had more bad/average games than good ones this season and with different combinations of teammates and different type of opposition. So No, it doesn't make sense to try and blame his awful performance yesterday on someone else. In the first half yesterday when the game was looking like a very easy one and we should be able to score, Lampard misplaced 8 of 29 passes, 6 of which where easy short ones that you'd expect any one to make. The thing is, most of those misplaced passes came during transition when we had loads of space to exploit. He broke up so many of our attacks by misplacing passes or picking the wrong pass or taking too many touches on the ball. If we had played any other CM option instead of him, we would have most likely scored in that first half, it's as simple as that. And that's without mentioning his defensive "work". He had one defensive action in 70 minutes! How he even made it to 70 minutes is beyond me..

#CutForJayjay

I hate tattoos..or anything permanent for that matter. I'm someone who changes his mind..A LOT! Screenshot taken for my "Why we should fire Jason" thread in the Staff Area And it's only logical that I get a better minion than you since everybody loves me more than you

Haha, well at least the terrorists have the decency to detonate the car bombs during the day and not in the middle if the night!

Consider yourself luck. It's pilgrimage "season" here with all the pilgrims returning from the KSA in these couple of weeks. And there's this annoying tradition that the return of a pilgrim is celebrated with fire works and even gun fire in the air. Imagine my joy when some near my house return at 3 or 4 am

Indicator of what he might be saying behind the scenes. The players are definitely getting hair dryer treatment. Expect changes against Schalke and hopefully players who are fighting for their lives on every ball.

Jose says he made 11 mistakes in his team selection today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7VNQpOQejs

Anyone else feels like punching someone?

Nonsense. It looks exactly like my pic in the mugshot thread.

Double standards galore!

I beg to differ

Just imagine if he'd put in a performance as bad as Lampard today...

I don't think anyone can subjectively dispute that, but you can't deny either that Bertrand's performances this season have been better than all of Ash's (bar City, maybe). I'm not at all suggesting that this small sample is nearly enough to say that Ryan is better than Cole, but don't you think that it should be enough to give Ryan more chances especially that Ash is not exactly setting the world alight?

I'll rewatch it only because I need an excuse to get out of studying tomorrow morning

Me before the match today:

@Barbara, well I obviously need to watch the match again! Very surprised by some of those stats, tbh.

I know him. Got a lot of potential and it definitely won't hurt if we get him, but he's one for the future.