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The lads really took it easy on them in the second half, especially after the red card. Could have finished in double figures!

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It has a timer set to open it automatically when the Maribor game ends. We've always done that for matches, but the threads are usually hidden. But since Jason has been busy lately and had not been able to be around to unhide the threads, he's having to leave them showing.

No full PC yet for some reason, but here's part of it:

I chose it on purpose because I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it!

Well you know how much I adore your balls

Not that I know of. I'm following it on Twitter.

As expected the republicans won the elections yesterday and Netanyahu's bet came through. So to celebrate, he's had his forces today storm the Aqsa mosque and fire tear gas bombs and assault people praying inside injuring many. The "police" wrecked parts of the inside of the mosque and destroyed Qura'ans inside it. This is after the Israeli government made the punishment for throwing rocks at those "police" by any Palestinian 20 years in prison. Today as well a Palestinian ran over Israeli pedestrians in Al Quds in retaliation for Israeli settlers running over two Palestinians for the second time after an Israeli ran over two 5-yo girls leaving nursery last week killing them both. Of course, the 'terrorist' who ran over the Israelis was killed and the Israeli minister of internal affairs promised that his family's house would be bulldozed as revenge while the Israelis who ran over the Palestinians have not even been charged. But of course if Palestinians throw rockets or resist in any manner, they are terrorists...

Solanke, Charlie Colkett, and now Charlu Musonda. 3-0 after 25 mins.

That's pretty close except my pet pig has big balls I call him Tom!

No, no. You miss understood me. All the video games here in Lebanon are hacked because no gaming company can protect it's rights here. I can literally get any game in the world for less than a pound. But the catch is that you can't connect them to the internet.

I get any game for less than a pound, I'm pretty sure it would be more than worth it no matter how shit the game is!

Match Preview Here by @Strike

*bump*

On a different note, my world CNN!

Haha Don't you have that expression in Syria? I've played the previous ones, so yeah, I'll definitely give it a go.

Now we know why Joumblat is called "بيضة القبان" in Lebanese politics!

Brendan Rodgers: "We deserved at least a point for attitude" Brendan is now a full scouser. Today he managed to score high enough on the delludo-meter to get the full scouse citizenship!

Did you? I've got my eyes on Walid Joumblat's dog. Did you see the pic of him he posted? That fucker got balls the size of tennis balls!

Oh, you're right. For some reason the app on my phone had Boro first.

Well I'd love that, but previous experiences show that he won't be given a proper here chance, especially as a lone striker unless he turns heads in the EPL. And even then he'd have to settle to playing second fiddle to some big name striker.

Paul Merson absolutely slamming Arsenal and he's spot on! http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/9550146/merson-slams-arsenal-tactics

Boro go top of the championship with that win. Would be pretty perfect PL loan for Patrick next season if they can stay there till May.

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