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Chelsea FC ‏@chelseafc 26m Jose Mourinho says nobody has come back with problems after the internationals. Every player is available. #CFC Mourinho says @setoo9 is selected for the squad and is likely to play some part in the Everton match. #CFC Mourinho believes @setoo9 is well adapted to the needs of the Premier League and the way Chelsea now play. #CFC Mourinho says he normally starts with one striker on the pitch but often ends the game with two strikers, because he chases results. #CFC Mourinho says @RomeluLukaku9 was keen to go on loan as he wants to play every weekend. He says the player is a great kid. #CFC Mourinho says he is surprised Real Madrid let Mesut Ozil go to Arsenal but that is football and that is the market. #CFC Mourinho: 'The happiness of strikers depends on the goals they score and the importance of the goals. That is their nature.' #CFC Mourinho on @juanmata10: 'He is a player I like a lot and trust, and he will fight for positions in the team like everybody else.' #CFC Mourinho on facing Everton: 'We're going to try to win, knowing they're a difficult side, but our approach will be to try to win 3 pts.'#CFC Here is Jose Mourinho mid conference. #CFC

Gameweek 4.

Haha. . Yes I agree! I used to pour water over me after every hour, and you get to know the real importance of newspapers when you fold them up and make it a fan.

When I was a kid, we had regular power cuts in our area. It was a pain in the ass but I still remember whenever there was a power cut in the night, each and every kid of our locality would come out and play and best part was our parents didn't stop us as there was nothing else to do then! Sometime the power cut was for hours and we had so much fun during that time. Things have changed a lot of as there are less power cuts now but those power cuts back in time were the best moment of my life. Haha..

Jess Christ! Did Lipton even go to any school or he just got up and thought oh I am gonna be a journalist. That's just plain stupid, you can't even laugh at it. Only feel pity for him. How I wish god gives him some sense or the ability to use some of his pea sized brain.

Yeah, thinking of doing it. Will think about it again later tonight. Just in case if there are some injuries at international matches that affect me.

Should I transfer out Mirralas and bring in Ben Arfa? Or just hold on to Mirralas and use 2 transfers next week? Confused.

Finally, Match day. How have I missed some actual football. Mata to be unleashed. A comfortable win for us. EDIT: it's not match day. Another day to go. Shiieeettttt. . . :-(

Here is Mata's new blog. As usual very nice but he mentions he wants to come to India for a visit. That made me very happy. I hope he comes and i get to meet him somehow! http://blogs.grada360.com/juanmata/en/2013/09/09/nueva-temporada-nuevas-metas/#comment-1035603174

IS that Oscar? He looks like he is crying? Whats the story behind this?

Oh, he did play? I definitely missed that but yeah, he will need some time to adjust. With him, barkley and stones, Everton has a great young players and i look forward to seeing them play. Hopefully they beat the shit out our rivals but lose to us.

Which reminds me why isn't Deulofeu playing? I was so looking forward to see him play, him being a barca wonder kid and all that!! He hasn't even come on as a sub, has he?

So when are we getting back to being normal human beings?

But how would there be gifs and memes so old when the internet was invented in what the 60s?

What a way to make a start, eh? That smile is killer. .

I see Blueschick, Voltage and Bleedblue nominated me so thank you very much guys. For all those who didn't, go fuck yourself. And Alex, the options for the 2nd question is freaking hilarious.

Yeah, yeah! Forgive and forget is my motto anyway.

Yeah, that's what happen when you draw random arrows on a piece of paper before Chelsea's match.

You understood that the guy wrote the letter to the cleveland browns regarding the paper aeroplane thing? The club cleveland browns replied to the man sarcastically mocking his idiotic appeal by saying some "Asshole" is using his name to write such stupid letters. They were telling him he is an asshole for writing them about such a small issue.

How many of you guys have read this? One of the best reply in the history. http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/02/regarding-your-stupid-complaint.html

An man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife: Man : I lost my wife (misty) ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet Inspector: What is her height Man: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Man: Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Colour of eyes Man: Never noticed Inspector: Colour of hair Man: Changes according to season Inspector: What was she wearing Man:I dont remember exactly Inspector: Was she going in a car ????????? Man: yes Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car Man: black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front yleft door . And then the man started crying.. Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find the car.