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Mourinho: "I need the fans to sing my players' names & push us all the way - enough Mourinho & come on Chelsea! I know they love me" Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho: "Brilliant 1st half, high intensity & quality, 2nd half couldn't be as good. I expect us to be the best"

Bruce: "Jose gave me Forssell on loan at Birmingham. I've just asked for Lampard on loan & offered him the Humber Bridge' #cfc #hcafc

Mourinho: "I'd like to thank Roman for bringing me back and the fans for their reception. I'm home" #CFC Steve Bruce: "What a difference this stadium was to 12 months ago. The whole ground is behind the new manager. It made if difficult for us."

A classic Jose Mourinho performance!! Get a two goal lead, sit back! First half was orgasmic, 2nd half we were just strolling. Unimpressed by Hazard, should have the first to be subbed off, Midfield wasn't really that good during t he last 3rd of the match!! Oscar and KdB were brilliant and everything went through them for me in the first half!! The amount of defensive work Oscar is just tremendous, he is such an asset to the team. Ramires still needs a little work on his tackling though!! Jose celebrating the goals was the best thing i have seen on TV for a long long time. On to Villa now, Lukaku and Mata should start.

I do.

Kevin De Bruyne!! That Ball. That Ball. Absolute Gobsmacked by Debruyne's ability to weigh a pass irrespective of the range.

With today start- Lampard overtakes Scholes, in starting most opening PL games. Super Super Frankie Lampard!!

Hull City Official ‏@hullcityteam52s Hull City Starting XI: McGregor, Figueroa, Elmohamady, Chester, Davies, Meyler, Koren, Brady, Aluko, Sagbo, Graham #hcafc

Chelsea FC ‏@chelseafc33s Team v Hull: Cech; Ivan, Cahill, JT ©, Cole; Ram, Lamps; De Bruyne, Oscar, Hazard; Torres. #CFCLive

Hearing that Lukaku starts!!

The Australian Cricket Team is at Stamford Bridge tonight!

Alright boys and girls, put on your seat belts, the new season flight is set to take off.

ChelsTransferGossip ‏@ChelsTransfer1m JOSE MOURINHO SIMPLY THE BEST banner in the Shed. This is happening. #CFC

Premier League ‏@premierleague45s Hull boss Steve Bruce: "It's funny my daughter & missus are coming to Chelsea today - I don't think they're coming to look at me!" #CHEHUL

#Spurs Team vs #CPFC : Lloris; Walker, Dawson, Vertonghen, Rose; Lennon, Dembele, Chadli, Sigurdsson, Paulinho; Soldado #CPFC XI to face #THFC: Speroni, Ward, Gabbidon, Delaney, Moxey, Garvan, Dikagcoi, Jedinak, Dobbie, Wilbraham, Gayle.

And i think, it's this!!

I am pretty sure a day cannot get any slower that today! Still 5 hours to go for the match. Dafuq!! I want Jose's Chelsea on my TV. NOW, NOW!!

Game Day. Game Day. Game Day.

And i was in the liberty stadium. LOL, just kidding, got it off twitter too.

Still no where near the class of Ramires.

"We" as in your team's value will increase! Yes, now watch how half of the world will try to get Rvp into their team. His price would have rise by 0.2M by tommorow morning!!

Awesome goal by Barkley.

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