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And this is how Pep Guardiola is preparing for the game!

I lost some of my contacts when i broke my old Nokia 3600 slide,i tried to fix it but now the power button isn't working. Is there a way i can transfer those contacts to computer?

Dom Raynor ‏@domraynorESPN5m Ten years ago record transfer fee was £45.6m (Zidane), ten years earlier £10m (Papin). So in terms of % increase £86m Bale is a bargain.

Parking the bus? Chelsea parked the bus? Man, knowing Jose, the rest of the post match threads will be so funny. I am so looking forward to it now! We had more shots on target, more dribbles and the possession % is almost same against the defending champions Man Utd at Old Trafford. Oh, and we were playing our 3rd match in 8 days. Yup, we parked the bus!!

We were up against a Moyes's team. It had to be a boring slow paced game. Our defense was terrific. I think i am destined to see Lampard starting in all 38 PL matches this season & screw the MF.

Lampard just a passenger in the whole half, we have been solid at the back though! This game needs LUKAKUUUU!

Let's go boys!!

Mourinho - "I can't explain my team selection because David will be in the dressing room watching this interview

Mourinho explains why no Torres, Lukaku etc in CFC attack: "I go for mobility." In other words, suspects lack of pace in MUFC defence

Jesus!! Some of the posts here are cringe worthy. Jose chose the team to play our title rival.

Man U: De Gea; Jones, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra; Carrick, Cleverley; Valencia, Rooney, Welbeck, Van Persie. #CFC #cfc: Cech; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Cole; Ramires, Lampard; De Bruyne, Oscar, Hazard; Schurrle.

Playing without a striker is an invitation for Rooney to join Cfc... Jose is so nice!!

KdB starts.

Chelsea Stats ‏@ChelseaStats22s Chelsea go false 9.

Rooney starts.

Moyes programme message to #mufc fans: "I have to show you that I'm the right successor to Sir Alex.' Some fans have 'The Chosen One' banner. Moyes' 'warm welcome' for Mourinho in#mufc programme: "#cfc have undoubtedly got themselves a great coach. He's back where he feels happy'.

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So you cannot have a afternoon match on a boxing day or a bank holiday?

Well, I did not know that. Since it's a holiday, they should have scheduled it much earlier, i mean like normal hours when all the weekend matches start? At 4 or 5'o Clock BST! Why late at night? Is there some kind of rule that every weekday match has to start at 8'o clock BST?

No, it is not! The fact that it's a late kick off is what pisses me off! You can't even concentrate properly at work, if they want a late kick off, why can't they have it on a Sunday?

Although i am really excited about the match, but the FA or the Premier Leagues or whoever is responsible for the fixtures date really messed up. I mean, the charm and anticipation on a Sunday is nowhere near to that of Monday. One of the biggest matches of the league and you schedule it on Monday. Idiots.

I just gotta ask and i am not jumping on you, but did Moyes steal your cat or something?

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I agree but the reason i like your post was the happy dance!

I was just about to post this. man, they are butt-hurt!