Ankit

Just because he missed a penalty, he deserves to be benched for the whole month? Why is Lampard playing after missing the first penalty of the season? For all i have seen and know Jose, he will tell Lukaku to go out there and show it to the world what he really is. . I expect even greater things from Lukaku now!!

Just imagine #MUFC's Edward Woodward(Man Utd's chief exec ) at a school disco."Will you dance with me?""What about you?""You?""Um, you know anyone who will?" -Twitter.

I think the monkey in your profile pic does. He looks pretty serious to me!!

Milan has not been eliminated so how come KPB is not cup tied?

That won't rattle our's or Mou's feathers. Try a little harder, son!

Gameweek 3.

This quote is fake and made up by some hater on the Internet. i haven't seen one link where he said that!!

Yeah, could be! They were also linked with Honda! So may be he is joining them too. KPB not cup tied, then! A good player but should not be too much concerning for us!

Yeah, i get that feeling too. Mourinho really prefers Oscar in that 10 role but i feel it's still early and Mou might want to put Mata in the center for this match to see how that goes. Mata will probably not run up and down the flank to cover their wingers, Oscar on the other hand can do that. Hence, i think Mata will start in the center and Oscar will be on the right side as in a R-CAM(Right central attacking midfielder, if there is any such term)!

BTW according to reports, Kevin Prince Boateng is having his medical at Schalke. Sky Italia and Bild reporting it. He should be cup tied, though. I am not sure about that!

Oscar on the right, Mata in the middle for me tonight! I am pretty sure we will see Lampard again in the MF which will put us back straight away! I hope Mikel starts.

Stefan Coerts ‏@StefanCoerts2m Marc Overmars has admitted that #Ajax have attempted to sign Marco van Ginkel on loan, but #CFC don't want to let go of the midfielder.

The quote is false.

Haha! Just saw on the Internet. UEFA have told Kazakh side Shakhter Karagandy they could face disciplinary action if they continue to ritually sacrifice sheep before games.

Guardian sport ‏@guardian_sport1m Manchester City close to completing £3.5m deal for Martín Demichelis

The Big Question For Spurs: can AVB manage this team and get them playing together well? Lost Gareth Bale Gained Erik Lamela, Roberto Soldado, Paulinho, Etienne Capoue, Nacer Chadli, Vlad Chiricheș and maybe one or two more. That's a lot of new first team faces.

How about the Jackson 5. I can't figure out which one is Willian . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXD4G1iSfcs

And this is how Pep Guardiola is preparing for the game!

Dom Raynor ‏@domraynorESPN5m Ten years ago record transfer fee was £45.6m (Zidane), ten years earlier £10m (Papin). So in terms of % increase £86m Bale is a bargain.

Parking the bus? Chelsea parked the bus? Man, knowing Jose, the rest of the post match threads will be so funny. I am so looking forward to it now! We had more shots on target, more dribbles and the possession % is almost same against the defending champions Man Utd at Old Trafford. Oh, and we were playing our 3rd match in 8 days. Yup, we parked the bus!!

We were up against a Moyes's team. It had to be a boring slow paced game. Our defense was terrific. I think i am destined to see Lampard starting in all 38 PL matches this season & screw the MF.

Lampard just a passenger in the whole half, we have been solid at the back though! This game needs LUKAKUUUU!

Let's go boys!!

Mourinho - "I can't explain my team selection because David will be in the dressing room watching this interview