Ankit

I have been wondering this for the past week or so, Have we reached the Christmas period? Are we already out of the Champions league? Are we 10 points behind the leaders in the premier league? Are we?

Chelsea have won 9 of their last 10 home matches in the Premier League. Chelsea have drawn their last 3 home matches against Fulham in all competitions. Chelsea have been drawing at both half time and full time in their last 3 home matches against Fulham in all competitions. Chelsea have kept a clean sheet in 5 of their last 7 matches against Fulham in all competitions.

Was not really expecting any whole sale changes to the squad. He said in his press conference that a win at the start of a CL group stage goes a long way, hence such a strong line up with just Van Ginkel and Willian the new faces who will be playing for the first time with the rest of the squad.

Well, i double dared you. You have disrespected the legend of Jules, I have no idea what to do next!

I gotta say i haven't really used an Iphone, my best friend uses it and he is pretty happy. My major problem to buy an Apple product is the price. It's not that i can't buy it etc but as someone who just started to work and earning money, when i see a phone which is 1/4th of the price of an Iphone with an android OS and almost all the basic features, i will obviously buy that phone rather spend my money on an expensive one. Although if you have a Macbook, an ipad and iphone, i can imagine how simple and easy life would get without all the hassle of moving files around. And hence, i hope Google comes up with a OS for computers, and a nexus tab(or is it already there?).

Mata isn't that much worry but no start for Azpi still. That is not good. .

Say Sorry again.

Here's a little known fact that i read on Twitter: John Terry is 2 goals away from matching Iniesta in Champions League, 3 from Xavi. How about that!?

Glad that you didn't come up with 'Oh, android sucks, Samsung suck, Apple rule' kind of a post! 98% of the people get wound up so easily when you talk to them about the other OS. You talk to a Android user, you get all the hate for Applle, you talk to an Apple user, you get all the hate for Android. I am an Android user just to clarify.

Sorry? Really, are you saying Sorry for that? Really? Guess i ll have to use this again!

What? Why? - A concerned Indian.

Oh no, not that debate again!

Haha. . well, i am ready to face the consequences now. PS: On that note, can i actually delete my posts? If so, how?

Wouldn't that be a sight!! I fear i might regret this statement.

So what if you win?

A guy decides to buy his Girlfriend a pair of gloves 4 Christmas. A small gift as they have known each other for a little time and he noticed that her hands used to freeze during driving. He decided to get romantic but not too personal. He asked his GF's sister to help him in selection & hand size. He picked up a pair of white gloves in the store. The sister gets a pair of panties for herself. During wrapping, the Salesgirl inadvertently mixed the gifts. Without checking, the guy gifts the Panties to his Girlfriend with a note, saying: "Merry Christmas, I chose this, because i notice you do not wear these when we go out. I would've chosen long ones but your sister wears short ones, which are easy to remove. I checked it out on the Salesgirl as well & she looked really Beautiful. I wish, i was there to put it for you for the first time. When you take them off, remember to blow inside as there will be a damp spot naturally wearing it. Just think how many times I'll kiss that in the upcoming years. With Lots n Lots of Love

Nah, i actually meant Brazil , since you said Brazil does everything better and now the humor is lost.

You are good at Football? Really?

Well, there is a catch, as is the case with every apple product! The iphone 5C which is supposedly cheaper is priced at 99$ on a contract basis is USA. While here and in Asian countries(don't know the rest of the world), the unlocked version of Iphone 5C is 499$ which is NOT cheap by any stretch of imagination. They have increased the price of Iphone 5S and in comparison to that, iphone5C is cheap but for an Indian to spend 40k, which will be the price after export duty and taxes involved, i would say he or she needs a sugar daddy!! Oh, and the new 'innovation' from apple this time is the finger print scanner. Well,

Oh no, don't apologize! You are the last person i want an apology from regarding anything, so don't. And i know. most of the twitter users(most being the key word) are Miley Cirus and Justin Bieber fans so i do not expect any intelligence from them and believe me, there is no one that i know here in India who is hurt or feels bad about those remarks. I am sure most of the public don't even know of this outburst regarding and the others have read and done a 'Ha'. Although, i do feel bad for the girl who won, but if this is how the future generations of America are going to turn out, the future looks bleak!!

http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/61388585374/americans-call-first-indian-american-miss-america Many would expect us(Indians) to get angry and hurt but i , on the other hand feel pity for people like them. I feel sad that Intelligence has died in America and i fear for it's future. Twitterrati also said she was an 'Arab'. Well, i know i shouldn't have expected anything else, but, by god someone pass them a map or at least teach them basic geography!!

That is brilliant photoshop.