Blue Armour

Talking about Pep and Klopp now as if he’s in the same conversation.  This guy is something else 
 
 

Oh STFU Rosenior.
Till last week, most of my disappointment was directed at BlueCo & Egbhali. Rosenior was just a symptom, and a guy who was brought in with little say in the matter.
Now he starts going off on about he had other CL clubs (yeah, in which country mate?) waiting in the wings for him, and he also starts comparing himself to Klopp and Guardiola. The arrogance of this guy. 

Liam Rosenior confirms he’s involved in Chelsea plans for future: “We've had, even over the last week, very detailed conversations about what we need to look like after the summer window”.
🤬🤮😡
The fact he’s even involved in this should tell you everything you need to know about this amateur football ‘project’ by these horrific owners.

We haven't signed a CB from Brighton yet.   What a huge chance for our sporting directors.  😆

So far we have a GK, LB, CDM, ST.  

You sure about that?
 
 

And we bring on Delap. Ready to shoulder barge.

fuck off!!!

agree
we can pull a Manure and have little distraction

Would prefer for them to not finish in Europe, if the alternative is the conference league.
Just another easy handout for BlueCo, for them to glorify a nothing tournament on social media.

look mummy, it is a Chelsea PUPPET show!!!
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Take a good, hard long look at the shit you've assembled BlueCo. Arrogant, spineless shit 

Chelsea are set to change their transfer policy this summer after a number of complaints from first team stars over the lack of experience in the squad.
The Blues have spent more than €1.5 billion on players since the takeover by Clearlake Capital in 2022 but they have not signed a player over the age of 26 since the first summer under their new owners.
  Chelsea have the youngest average age by some distance in the Premier League and the oldest player in the squad currently is 28-year-old Tosin Adarabioyo, with the club’s transfer strategy to target younger players instead.
However, Chelsea have had a number of disappointing results and performances this season which led to defender Marc Cucurella voicing his frustration at the ‘lack of experience’ that has cost his side during the campaign.
Cucurella’s comments came around the same time Enzo Fernandez was disciplined by Chelsea for his comments fuelling speculation about a move to Real Madrid and it has led to fears over the long-term vision of the squad.
However, according to the BBC, Chelsea have assured Cucurella and captain Reece James that they will make ‘experienced’ signings at centre-back, midfield and attack this summer in order to appease matters.
Reuters
I'll Believe it when it happens

we could have had him in January for HALF of what we will have to pay this summer
PLUS
we now will have ALL the huge teams to fight off for him
I posted on him like crazy back last window
I could tell he was a special one (no offence to Mou, lol)
I do not care if this makes me sound silly, BUT literally I am a far better judge of talent than our millions of pounds worth of sporting directors and scouts
look at my record of prediction since BlueCo bought us
then compare it to theirs
mine blows theirs away, at least in terms of non schoolboys

💰 @JacobsBen on CFC's record-breaking agent fees: They [CFC hierarchy] have certain favored agents that help them broker deals, even if that agent doesn't directly represent a client. If you're using a broker and the player's agency, then that's two payments, not one.
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Please, please, please 🙏 

Please, please, please 🙏 

Best of Como: Cesc Fabregas | Philadelphia Coach of the Month: March 2026 | Serie A 2025/26

Kova.
Pure winner. 22 major trophies, including 4 CLs, 4 FIFA World Club Cups, 4 UEFA Super Cups, plus a Europa League and 9 domestic leagues titles or cups.
He also was in a World Cup final and won 3rd place in another, plus was in a Nations League final, all with a nation of less than 4 million people (for comparison, just the London metro area is 4 times bigger, with close to 16 million people now).
Only downside was the 3 FA Cup finals, 2 League Cup finals, and 2 Community Shields he lost with us and Citeh between 2018 and 2024. He had a Wembley curse (like we STILL do, ffs), but has won his last 2 finals there with Citeh. Let's hope we break our curse and put him on a new one this time.

Kovacic, just liked his simple style in midfield and he was part of that winning team we had from 18/19 to winning UCL final with Tuchel. 
I expect more from Enzo as that price tag hasn't been justified yet.  

Tricky one Kovacic like Makaleles goals were  rarer than rocking horse shit, Santos needs to develop a bit more, so Enzo. But even hes not that brilliant

Random off-topic (partially)
Kovacic or Andrey Santos or Enzo? As an all-round CM.

Chelsea could turn to Sunderland goalkeeper Robin Roefs, 23, to replace incumbent number one Robert Sanchez. (Teamtalk, external)

Absolutely. Its less about Enzo and more about the club.
Cucurella also came out and pretty much said the same thing, minus the shameless advertising for a club transfer.
Wish it was Fofana that did this tbh. He's a real poison in this squad, IMO. Not too long ago when he was pining for a move to Marseille.