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@Stats,

Haha, what a coincidence. I thought the exact same thing to myself. I remember it very clearly. I was so sick with the common cold I was wrapped in several layers of blankets. The cold winter sun almost blocked the TV with glare but I could still make out the absolute arrogance of his body language. When Didier finally put the finally in, I screamed "fuck you Nazi bastards" or another similar offensive statement. It really hurt my throat.

El Fuerte has hit a bit of a dry spell, it seems.

Judging GKs purely on clean sheets. I'll be the first to say that Neuer looks like the type of man that would have graduated from the Hitler Youth into the Schutzstaffel but he is hands down the best GK in the past several years.

Yeah well, Toure is a shit cunt when it comes to defending. And when it comes down to it Pogba and Toure aren't holding midfielders.

The can't help it though. At any moment 1/2 (an exaggeration for those literal types) are on the medical bench. So when a player is available they need to use him.

The people who are complaining that Sunderland played anti-football and parked the bas make my brain hurt and make god kill puppies. Have some damn perspective.

We didn't win. Jose out. Fuck you Roman for hiring Mr. Shit-for-brains. I'm going to go kill myself because of the draw.

Good for Gus, bad for us.

04/05 would win on the virtue of solidarity. The pragmatism is on another level.

B-but Hazard wears the #10.

It shouldn't matter if he posts sources or not. Besides, I wanted to read your sources before he came into the equation. They sound like interesting interviews.

You still haven't provided any sources to your claims.

Got any sources?

I haven't seen a match since the boys smacked Liverpool silly. Bring it on.

LW can track back. LM can get foward. On paper it looks different but in a match positions aren't static.

It's essentially (read: exactly) the same thing. It's only really different on FIFA and Football Manager...

However, Koke is not Mata and the rationale behind Mata's failure as a winger in the Premier Leaugue should not be applied to Koke. From a purely physical perspective Koke (178cm) is 8cm taller than Mata (170cm) and 12kg heavier, 73kg and 61kg respectively.

I'd love if he didn't come to England and stayed at BVB.

This season however, he has been spending time on the LW. So he can play CM, DM, CAM and both wing positions. I guess he is like David Beckham in the sense he is a wide midfielder? That might be a decent description. Good to see more Aussies.

So salty. So mad.

You should try not to sound so butt-mad.

You probably should start taking anti-anxiety and paranoia medication.

I won't personally accept Pep as one of the great managers till he makes a very average club (think Inter, Milan, Lyon, Valencia, Tottenham) and makes them great. It's very obvious he is an amazing manger but it remains to be seen what he can do in a more constrained evironment.

I have to say this is one of the worst comebacks I've read on this forum. Hang your head in shame, lad.