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@iseah100,Do you have a PS3 or Xbawks?

I believe that has been a common criticism of him. Alex even noted that in an England under 21 match.

Spike is right too. Give that man a medal and some credit. Handsome bastard he is. Three players 21 and under out there. Mourinho hates youth, though tbhqhwyfam.

He looks out of depth but that is something that can change. I said something like this earlier and was ridiculed...hmmm.

Baba just got wrecked.

White Sox? Absolutely disgusting.

Of course I have memories. No, I've been close to spiders and snakes but I've never been endangered by one. Most venomous snakes and spiders are very easily avoided especially if you live along the densely populated east coast. The more rural your location the more likely you are to encounter a venomous snake or spider. However, most species are not aggressive towards humans and will only attack if provoked. The most dangerous spider in Australia is the Sydney Funnelweb. It is notorious for being highly aggressive and territorial but in saying that there hasn't been a fatality for over thirty years and no reported bites in over a decade. In twenty years of living in Australia, I've probably seen a venomous snake or spider less than ten times. Mosquitoes are very locational. If you live near a river or anywhere that likely to become humid, mosquitoes will be the bane of your existence. You will have to constantly wear bug spray. In drier areas you will be bothered more by the common black fly, millions of them. So annoying. In my hometown January and February are the worst months for dealing with mosquitoes outside of those months they aren't bothersome. Sand flies are pesky gnat sized flies that bite people, they also lived near rivers and dry areas. They aren't as bad as mosquitoes but still very annoying. I haven't seen a shark in the wild. I lived in the outback for most of my life and have never lived on the coastline for extended periods of time. The beaches in Australia will typically have surf lifesavers patrolling the coast line making sure shark attacks don't happen. Beaches are often closed if a shark is sighted. At the very popular beaches there will be a certified 'safty zone', it is easily picked out because it will between two yellow and red flags. If you swim between the flags, you will be generally safe from sharks, jellyfish and riptides (amongst other nasty things).

I'd rather not have our culture based on a bloody joke in an American cartoon. I love that humour and appreciate the jokes in that episode but fucks sake; that is embarrassing.

I keep thinking this guy is dead. I get him mixed up with Junior Malanda.

Bartman did nothing wrong.

I'd much rather a text from Arrieta's beard.

Do I get a ring for this?

I'll stay awake for the next month.

@iseah100,I had a terrible dream last night. The cubs lost 8-0 in the 7th game. This is an omen.

Aston Villa are awful but they were also a bogey team that Chelsea couldn't beat for a long time.

Aston Villa are awful but they were also a bogey team that Chelsea couldn't beat for a long time.

Haha! JASON BRING THE TOP QUALITY BANTZ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT I don't believe there is a campaign against Chelsea. Every club get decisions there way and against them. The FA maybe be inconsistent but I don't believe they are biased towards any club. I feel it is as people read the most about Chelsea so they get a lopsided view of things; they only read one side of the die, when there is another 19 sides.

Well it is a deserved reputation, after all.

Then you'll sign a bunch of Brazilians and be criticised by a bunch of Bavarians for 'stealing the team's identity'.

More like Kaiserslautern getting relegated from the Bundesliga in 96, promoted in 97 and winning the Bundesliga in 98. Over the course of 107 years.

Given that I and many others probably haven't seen him play; videos like this are very helpful. I know this can't be a barometre for his talent and capacity to play at Chelsea but it does given an idea how he can shoot and pass the ball.

I speak the Queen's I have no need for Arbabo.

It is an Arabic word fam, translations change and differ. I've seen my spelling used more often than yours. And yes, I know what they were.

I don't believe any of this criteria has any relevance on what a director of football does. Being a balon d'or winner or not has no bearing on the capability of an individual in regards to this job.

'Hold up play' 'Link up play' I hate buzzwords or in this case phrases. Lukaku is a good player, that can't be disputed. In saying that however, just because he performs for X club does not mean he will perform for Y club. The same applies for every player, there are far too many factors to be taken into consideration. Tactics, ethos, teammates, pressure and games played. I believe for Chelsea and Lukaku; one is a square peg, the other a round hole.