Spike

You name the time and place.

Goalkeeping my gf is my hobby. I make sure the balls dont' go in.

I was good at free-kicks in high school. Whether or not that had anything to do with my coke habit, I don't know.

Nonsense. Bribery and corruption is not my style. I'm more like Diego Maradona with Argentina. I've fallen into this position and I don't know what to do with it.

I didn't think I contributed anything at all.

I refuse to vote for most controversial. Put me down for LDN Blue and Jason for the 2nd and 3rd categories respectively.

Embrace it. Love it. Live it.

'I think effeminate boys are very cute' - iseah100 Come to terms with who you are.

You like your women to look like 14 year old boys, eh?

Greasyman thread is about... Oscar? Is Oscar the new Torres where every thread is corrupted into a debate about him?

If they were Sydney FC fans I'd understand not knowing a squirt about an English team but....no excuses if you claim to be a 'fan'.

I'm warming up to Ivan again. For a while I couldn't stand his attack first; defend later aproach.

He wants Walcott. oy vey

Isn't he usually pretty lazy?

Nope. Not even in Australia right now. Did you? Rather my first match be at Stamford opposed to a training and marketing exercise.

Stay. No other way around it. Fullbacks are a rarity; those are that are highly skilled even more so. If Filipe Luis were to leave, who would fill in his boots? There are none in the academy that are highly touted as Left Backs nor would they have an important role if there were.

Most football fans are like this regardless of the club they support, don't be naive. You'll find dickheads supporting every club in the world, just like everything else in life.

Eat my BBQ'd dick. Fuck Solanke, Bamford and Falcao. Bunch of shitters. Sign me, I'll play for beer and a tent to sleep in. #SpikeForChelsea

What do you put on an erect cock? A condom. What do you put on a soft cock? A sky blue jersey. Fuck Sydney.

Boring match, boring result. No drama, no moments of magic. Sad final, it will be forgotten by everyone excepy Juve fans and Barca fans.

Messi has had tattoos for years. Besides his arm tattoo is of la Sagrada Familia.

Fucking hate it when teams surround the referee and try to bully them. Chelsea included.

I'm not one to post fantasy XIs but a 4-4-2 with Anton Greasyman and Diego Costa up front would be...

Booooooo Suarez. That was Eeeevan Itchy Itches' second. Theif.