Spike

If only footballers were made out of Legos.

At least if we do sign him he will endear us more in the eyes of Brazillian fans and will return quite a bit of cash with shirt sales.

Does Mancini even know what he is doing with Manchester City? He was half decent as a manager at Inter but now he seems more akin to a headless rooster.

People can't seem to understand how damn good Frank Lampard actually is.

My god, what the hell did I just read? Should I be slightly aroused after reading that, eldo? That odd text very much reminds me of one Humble Humbert Humbert.

Another Argentine Prostitute. FUCK THIS, I'M GOING TO WATCH THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

I want him. Now. Right Now. He better be revealed after the Aston Villa game tonight. I'm so desperate for a signing right now.

While you are at it, tell them to sign more players from the Bundesliga.

Fucking hell.

We will sign him. Everyone is getting upset over rumours.

If this deal also falls through too, for the love of god sign Sneijder.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11668_2211764,00.html It is a tad bittersweet, don't you think?

Imitation is the best form of flattery.

It would be great for BDSM.

Fantastic a English player that is worth is price tag. And don't forget he his homegrown.

That is it, we have turned into Arsenal. I believe it was Nietzsche who said: "Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one."

Michael Ballack must have stolen some of that Barca DNA because he sure as hell got away with everything.

Well I can't watch because I don't think we can get coverage in Australia.

What else does a team like Liverpool have?

People like Balotelli are just one in a million. Pure entertainment. Allergic to grass. Driving his Mercedes into a Prison. Throwing lawn darts at the reserves. Can't dress himself. Wearing an AC Milan shirt on the Tele while playing for Inter. Tackling like De Jong. Helping a young Manchester Lad back to school and then giving the mother and principle an earful. LIghting fireworks in his apartment. I hope he gets more starts this year, who knows what he will do.

It make me sick. Why would anyone in their right minds play for Manchester City?

I meant perfectly fluent but whatever.

Do we have any Spanish speaking members? I can't name any. Another coin flip season with either Real Madrid of Barcelona winning.

He could demand a transfer...though that won't do anything will it?

That will be the phrase I will use for the rest of my life You can't fire me, I'm a Chelsea fan. You can't give me detention, I'm a Chelsea fan. You don't fuck with me, I fuck with you, I'm a Chelsea fan. And so on and so forth. Nice story though.