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Blue is the colour, football is the game We're all together and winning is our aim So cheer us on through the sun and rain Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.

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The first penalty taker usually wins.

Anything but penalties. The agony.

FUCK YOU CAP I'M A NATURAL WORRIER

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Dammit you missed my edit. And yes, it has most nations national day. "FUN FACT #1: I've met a lot of Australians that think New Zealand is a state of Australia and Tasmania is a separate counrty!"

On my calender it says National Day of Estonia. FUN FACT #3: My birthday and the National Day of Estonia coincide with the founding of the National Socialism Party of Germany.

I will take your comment as a term of endearment. FUN FACT #2: My birthday coincides with the National Day of Estonia.

He would be exalted and venerated as a deity. GLORY TO THE ETERNAL GOD-EMPEROR OF CHELSEA! Or something like that.

He is joining Di Canio at Swindon. But returning to reality, L'Equip ran a story today regarding Chelsea and Hazard. The story explained that if Chelsea with the Champions League Hazard may just well join.

Do you know the specs? My computer has two quad processors so I can run FM, iTunes, Firefox et al. all at once.

ALL GLORY TO THE MANCHESTER CITY TOAD

I imagine the people that take and gain advantage from nepotism are nepotists. Whatever.

It doesn't matter how much strength you possess when some hulked up jackass kicks you in the head. Also, in Australia when you call another person a 'unit' you are calling them 'weird and a bit stupid'. It can be used as endearment or as an insult. I just though I'd clear that up.

Because there is more to a week than 90 minutes of football? This whole thing about Lukaku not being able to joinHazard to join is just a way to justify the fact that Hazard doesn't want to join Chelsea. I'm sick of it really.

I always worry about Cech when there are lots of aggressive players in the box. Look at what Gomez did to Weidenfeller in the DFB Pokal. Gomez would probably jump on Cech's head given the chance to score a scrappy goal off his left thigh.

No one. I misread BlueLyon's post. I am Error.

I'm just naturally argumentative. It's never personal, it's just business. I'll argue to the point even if I know I'm 100% wrong beforehand.

He has incredible ball control, dribbling, passing and a fantastic shot. I laughed when I read 'he has less defensive capabilities than Scholes'. Since when could Scholes tackle? I can not wait for this lad.

And it is never mentioned which players he is dribbling past. Is he dirbbling past players like Nemanja Vidic or Roger Johnson? Statistics are pretty to look at but they reveal very little about what happened.

Agreed. I thought something was missing and it turns out it was Peace.

What ifs don't make a great footballer. I don't care what he would have done if some variables were different,

Excellent through baller? Surely you jest? I think I've seen him assist off of one through ball.