Spike

Easy tiger, let's not get too carried away.

It's not my place to comment on another bloke's looks buuuuuuut yes.

These is always one. Always. I can see this guy having girls cry over him, at the same level as Torres.

I'm glad I have a cunt...WAIT NOT LIKE THAT!

I'm calling you out on this. Just yesterday you called him a "cunt".

I want Eden to wear 11 so I can buy it.

Do you also extinguish cigars in people's eyes? If you do, I'll go drinking with you. I consider myself like Joe Cole. Stylish, but in the end useless.

What the hell don't you do on FM?

Oh great, now nobody is going to read my post because it is at the bottom of a page. I WORKED HARD ON THAT!

Maybe. This just brings to mind all the times Essien played RB. Essien was alright, not great but I feel Ramires would fit into that position with much more ease given his pace. I think he would be great against teams with limited width and attack. Against a poor team like QPR where the lads can dominate, I feel Rami would be a beast at RB. I would still like Kane to get a shout next season.

Not exactly 100%.

Because I didn't feel like finding it...laziness. You find faults in everything Badboy, sometimes it is a great trait to have but sometimes...

Exactly my sentiments. I can only think of two teams that have retired Starting IX numbers: AC Milan and Inter Milan. AC Milan retired 3 and 6 for Paolo Maldini and Fracno Baresi respectively. Both spent their entire careers at the club and are youth products of AC Milan. Maldini spent 24 seasons at the club and Baresi 20. Inter Milan retired the number 3 after Giacinto Faccehetti passed away. He is considered the archetype of the modern fullback and is one of the history's greatest players. Not to mention he spent his entire 18 season career at the club and is a youth product. Nerrazurri fans hold no one in higher regard and his photo is still on the front page of their website (along with the words "for Giacinto") even though he passed away eight years ago.

So a few months ago (around the time André Villas-Boas was sacked), the protagonist of the story was sitting in the pub rather pissed from good ol' beer. Anyway I was conversing with an Arsenal supporter who just so happened to be a former teacher of mine in High School. The Gooner is a great guy to have a chat with, he is pretty clever and is never gets aggressive with his football related banter. After a while a bloke shows up and the Gooner introduces him as the English teacher at the High School as well as his roommate. This bastard was a Tottenham fan. I'm growing streadily drunker and given my personality I never shy away from a good debate. Eventually the subject of football shows up and after a fairly casual start it evolves into myself and the Gooner attacking Tottenham and the Twatt and having a good laugh about it. With incoming insults he gets very defensive and very aggressive and begins attacking both Arsenal and Chelsea at an alarming rate. Soon the conversation heated up and this was the absolute summit of the conversation: Twatt: You are only as good as your last game. Me: Well, we fuckin' won ours, 'ow bout you? You lost right? Twatt: Well, at the end o0f the season we will see...the last time I checked we were third you were 5th. Me: WELL AT LEAST WE ARE STILL IN EUROPE! Twatt: Fuck... He then proceeds to walk away in anger to sound of the Gooner absolutely pissing himself in laughter. This victory has only grown sweeter in time, not only has Chelsea knocked Tottenham out of the Champions League but we are in fact the Champions of Europe. This ultimate victory was poetic in nature. The jigsaw fell into place to reveal a beautiful picture of coincidence and causality.

http://www.imscouting.com/global-news-article/chelsea-scout-belgian-starlet-eden-hazard/1738/ Called it first.

Sunburns must be much worse in Australia. Incredibly painful.

I think he needs a haircut, and a shave. We've gotten rid of one monobrow only to replace it with another.

Probably Europe too. Chels really divides opinions..

What type of sauces? HP, Worcestershire, Lancashire, Soy, Kechap Manis, BBQ, Tomato?

Raul wanted to leave Real Madrid because he thought he couldn't contribute anymore. And I don't think you can compard Paolo Maldini and Franco Baresi to Didier Drogba.

I think it's a stupid way of hanging on to the past. Starting XI numbers should not be retired. Traditionally, 11 was a winger's number so he should not have even worn it.

We just don't understand the fakts.

Nottingham Forest won the CL...

Cabaye and Lampard are fantastic at that role, but Mierles? No way, remember when he was in the 4-3-3 with AVB? He didn't do any defending! Meireles is a Attackcing Midfielder that runs around a lot.

Aye. He just needs to learn how to shave. Maybe i could teach him? Does anyone else think that we will be every Belgian's second team from now on? Lukaku, Courtois, De Bruyne and Hazard.