Spike

This guy needs a friendly and direst manager that will stroke his ego. His national team manager said this: "He's always wanted to wear the number 10 shirt and he will get it. No one is bigger than the team but I'm planning to give a special role to Eden." If someone can do to him, what José did with Frank Lampard the sky is the limit.

We need more Belgians Alderweireld Vertonghen Witsel Fellaini Mertens Defour Chadli Nainggolan Fuck yeah, Golden Generation!

Welcome, son. that is a marvelous photo.

If it wasn't a First XI number I would agree with you. Say if he was still wearing 15, I would like for it to be retired. I just hate it when First XI numbers are retired like at AC Milan. Give Hazard 11.

There is one or two users on OTC that I just cannot stomach. So many nice fellows ruined by a couple of guys that are on the warpath.

I think he would be good at Schalke. He works hard and would probably excel a bit more in the Bundesliga given that the expectation won't be so ridiculous. Don't expect him to win games for you, but he will chip 10 goals and 10 assists a season.

No...it's more like I've read this exact same thing before months ago.

I've got some bad déjá vu about this. Real déjá vu too.

And just a few days ago everyone hated him. I'm so happy right now.

Your profile says you are 19...

Adventure Time, bitch. Possibly the greatest kids show of all time.Oddly enough it's more popular with adults than kids... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventure_Time

Sometimes...man...sometimes I just want to bro fist you. im the dog because his name is jake and my name is jake

FUCK!

I also have blue eyes in case you were wondering. I'm just letting my imagination go wild, it's rather fun!

Epic delayed double post.

I'm just really virile. Maychance, we are indeed one in the same. Just my usual energetic high after feeling down in the blues.

But I am his father. That counts for something right? I mean I am your father too, ya know? THAT'S RIGHT CAP...ALL THIS TIME SALA WAS YOUR BROTHER...

This is possibly the greatest topic to ever grace this forum. Naturally after the Champions League Final match day topic.

Thanks man. That was the compliment my I needed to get through the week. Man, appreciate it. It's good to see people finally noticing how irresistible I am.

Well, I wasn't expecting that...

Cap, where do you keep your ovaries in your handbag? You're just pissed because Eden will be the end of Salomon. Holly balls, that last part sounded like something from the Holy Bible!

I spelt it wrong. It should be Ben-Hur. Anyway Ben-Hur is a Epic from the 50s about a Judean Prince named Judah Ben-Hur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben-Hur_%281959_film%29 Anyway, if you must see my face, you'll find it in the "Mugshots" thread. Even with it's painful Christian themes, I love the movie.

To be honest I just googled "bogan"... I love you username by the way. It reminds me of Ben-Her for some reason.

I still love you Joe. Never leave us again...

Kezza thought we wore Sky Blue Kits. I was just helping a brother out.