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I hope he realises that shooting with half a chance is better than dribbling to create a full chance.

At least we can put our heads between our legs and say that Lukaku has potential...You can't really say the same thing about Willian.

Moyes is bloody genius. If he can get a few more younger players (maybe from the academy) Everton will be set for the next few seasons. Who are Everton's young up and comers anyway? I know only of Barkley and Duffy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57tyzSCmpWA

I'm going update this regularly: Premier League Hazard stats Assists (6) Won penalty that Lampard converted (Wigan) Pass to Ivanovic (Wigan) Won penalty that Lampard converted (Reading) Pass to Cahill (Reading) Layoff to Ivanovic (Reading Backheel to Torres (Newcastle) Goals (1) Penalty against Newcastle (won by Torres) MOTM (3) v Wigan v Reading v Newcastle

Javi Garcìa would also be a nice signing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-j3xITvYQY

I would try to squeeze every penny too. Even if you do get a repsectable job after a footballing career you'll rarely encounter those type of pay checks again.

@SeB,

Kick it old school with the 2-2-6 formation. Mata - Hazard - Sturridge - Torres - Oscar - Marin Mikel - Essien Cahill - Terry

Thanks, even with some horrendous typos. Seasibs.

I kind of understand what you are saying but the term is still too ambiguous for me, as there are different styls of 'cretivity'. Also some of the words you have used don't quite seem to fit into what you are trying to say. I believe you have used the words 'precise', 'adverse' and 'interval' in the wrong context. You've used 'precise' as a verb when it's actually an adjective. Adverse mean 'hostile/antagonistic' and I'm not sure how a line can antagonise someone . I'm not sure what you mean by 'intervals' either, are you referring to the space between players or the space between the defence/midfield/attack?

Mata and Modric are both labled are 'creative' yet they are completely different players. Modric sits deep, dictates the tempo while Mata looks for the killer pass. DOWN WITH ARCHAIC TERMINOLOGY

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I've a big red one right here for her...I'd like to her with her mouth around it...

It's very vague to me too. I know a girl that like her men a bit fat. Not obese, but soft around the edges.

Thank you, I just have a free flowing writing style.

La Liga Champion: Real Madrid C.F. 2: FC Barcelona 3. Valencia CF 4. Atlético de Madrid 5. Sevilla FC Copa del Rey: Valencia CF

Bundesliga Champion: BVB Dortmund 2: FC Bayern München 3: FC Schalke 04 4: Bayer 04 Leverkusen 5: Borussia Mönchengladbach DfB Pokal: FC Schalke 04

Scudetto: Juventus F.C. 2: F.C. Internazionale Milano 3. S.S.C. Napoli 4. Roma S.C. 5. A.C. Milano Copa Italia: Roma S.C. My picks.

His jaw looks like it could crush diamonds.

Seriously, creative is the most ambigous term in football. Everyone has different opinions about what 'creative' means and it starts arguements. The only term I hate more than 'creative' is 'free flowing'. What the fuck does 'free flowing' mean? I remember someone said that Chelsea played 'free flowing' football in 09-10, but all I saw was robotic and efficient football that ended in a lot of goals. There was nothing different between 09-10 and 11-12 except for goals scored. So Malouda, Lampard and Drogba hitting the form of their careers make the team play 'free flowing' even though they played the same the seasibs before and after but with less of an end product? Fuck this terminology bullshite. Fuck it all. I'd rather say things like: Retains posession Starts counter attacks Looks for the final pass i.e assist It isn't as concise but it's more precise than this bullshit 'creative'. Fuck that terminology and fuck 'free flowing'.

Essien (ye olde) Schweinsteiger De Rossi Witsel People are always going on and on about how these players would be perfect in the 'double pivot' and to me they are all B2B midfielders. They can defend and they can create (whatever create means). Seriously, creative is the most ambigous term in football. Everyone has different opinions about what 'creative' means and it starts arguements. The only term I hate more than 'creative' is 'free flowing'. What the fuck does 'free flowing' mean? I remember someone said that Chelsea played 'free flowing' football in 09-10, but all I saw was robotic and efficient football that ended in a lot of goals. There was nothing different between 09-10 and 11-12 except for goals scored. So Malouda, Lampard and Drogba hitting the form of their careers make the team play 'free flowing' even though they played the same the seasibs before and after but with less of an end product? /rant I'm taking this to the pub.

Dembélé is barely an attacking player anymore, I would class him as a Box-To-Box midfielder.

Joe Cole used to do that all the time. Eden Hazard does that all the time. Now Kevin de Bruyne and Fernando Torres are doing rabonas? I think Joey Cole has made an influence at Lille.