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You can give me 20 reps if you are wrong. Promise?

His finishing reminds me of Lamps. Dzagoev is killing the Euros.

I prefer him over Hulk.

Yohan Cabaye Esteban Granero Nuri Sahin Javi Martinez Adding any of those four to the Lamps - Mikel partnership, will make me happy.

SIGN HOM NOW NGAIHG NOW MWO What I was trying to say was: "Please, please, please sign him after the Euros."

That was already pointed out wise guy.

Good point I forgot the offside rule was changed in the 90s.

And just how many EPL teams do that? Quite a lot. It wouldn't work in Europe, but it would mop the floor with Liverpool.

Everytime Luiz brings the ball forward with one of his runs/dribbles I stop breathing. CF AM - AM DM - CM LB - CB - SW - CB - RB GK

Because I think he can emulate Franz Beckenbauer. The sweeper must always be "the last player" in defense (after the goalkeeper, of course). His job is to close down gaps left by other defenders. The libero roams laterally, a few meters behind the last line of fullbacks. He must try not to sway too far towards the flanks. The sweeper analyzes the development of plays, anticipates where open angles and passing lanes are forming and make quick decisions about dealing with them. Because they never mark enemy attackers, sweepers can move a great deal forward when their team is in possession of the ball. This frequently finds the enemy defense unprepared as an unmarked player is unexpectedly introduced to the play. Overall, the sweeper should be very perceptive (usually experienced) with good ball handling skills and confidence. http://expertfootball.com/coaching/positions.php

I'll cry if he wins the Golden Boot.

Because I like the green stuff. I still want to see David Luiz play at Sweeper/Libero. I think he would kill in that position.

Only at pounding beers. I bet that caveman can put away the pints with the best of the Geordies.

Well, I could play on the RW if Chelsea wanted me to... I deteste the concept of Inverted Wingers.

He cost twice as much as Drogba, so using my keen mathematical skills I can deduce that Torres is twice the player that Drogba is. SCIENCE HAS FAILED ME AGAIN

I've never liked how forwards demand higher transfers fees than defenders. It's almost like nobody really appreciates defending. You don't lose games if you don't concede!

Defenders I feel are usually underpriced. £3million + Gallas for Ashley Cole being a crazy example.

You son of a gun.

I can't see how people think he will come good. This season he regularly missed chances, easy ones. Game after game he missed chances. His finishing is plain terrible. People act like he gets no service at all. When he isn't missing chances he is dribbling head first into defenders. Juan Mata scored more goals than him from the wing. Geez, Torres isn't going to come good he is finished.

Fun Fact #5 His grandmother is Vietnamese.

I want him in the Chelsea team. Now. I rate him really high.

Probably the hackers or crackers whatever they call themselves...

And every Rossoneri fan just had a heart attack.

I'd rather a better Pirlo.

Modric doesn't really split defences open hence the reason his assists tally is so low. Players like Sneijder, Mata, Silva do that and Modric is the guy that gets the ball to them. He is just a poorer Pirlo in my mind.