Spike

Despite having the attention span of a gnat, when he is on his day Luiz is a beast.

Black people can't melt 7/11 stores. I mean board people, yeah...

Stop the systematic oppression of board lives. brb gotta loot and burn down a 7/11 to prove that I exist.

'Board Lives Matter' Stay woke my fellow boardbros.

I'd say refusal to. The 'incompetence' of the board is laughably overstated on this website.

Pretty needless thing to say. Like this

I don't know who that is, so the joke is in fact on you.

I'll say it again: shut the fuck u broken record, your lucky i dont fucken smack u upside the head.

And there are 36 more league games in a season. Why should another team commit all their time to a young loanee if they have a player that can fulfill that position permanently? It not as simple as quality over quality, there are many factors that go into first team selection. The fact that Ake is even being trusted with minutes at another club is a good sign of the stock they've put in him.

He is doing a fantastic job of that at Madrid.

I think the difference is that the chooses to be frugal over not having the cash. Personally, I see that the club has been intentionally stubborn and uncompromising with fees since Torres.

Directly PM about problem users and I will investigate. I don't read all the threads so I miss a lot of nonsense but in general I'm less tolerant than the other staff.

Now that the silly season is coming to a close and the real season is in full swing, I've chosen to ban several users. Nobody worth mentioning, I can't even remember their names. This is the 'Tomb of Unknown Troll'. Just thought I'd let you guys know, xoxo. Ta, Spikerino.

Should expect another soon then. I'm going to be really honest with you guys, I'm sick to death of these one sentence fools with nothing to say except dime-a-dozen pessimistic drivel.

He has no fucking lips.

I hope you're real proud of yourself. Chelsea may be fucked but at least RuudiGullit was right about it on the internet!

It's not favours and Romagnoli and Pasalic are not equivalent. The former being an expensive first team star and the later an injured loanee that has been bought to be sold. AC Milan have no reason to sell and to expect them to roll-over at the first bid is arrogant. Why on earth should AC Milan even entertain a bid?

Nope, He is joining Juve.

Defensively he has been astronomically better than last season however that isn't saying much. His crossing however, is still the worst in the league.

Jason is so full of shit. He told me that Watford would thump Chelsea three to nil. I'm told that cheeky little bugger that my boys Batsuayi and Costa wouldn't let that happen.

I don't think so. If I go along with this egg analogy, Mourinho only produces a fantastic omelet when he gets to choose the eggs personally.

Why would they even want those players?

And Kenedy...

Lukaku is as smart as a dead squirrel.

He was an offensive beast during the Euros. His crossing and passing were tremendous. I think an attacking fullback would compliment Azpilicueta extremely well.