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Silly Mr Trudeau couldn't be arsed showing up for a 9/11 memorial event, instead decided to take selfies at a beach. Oh, the next day he visited a mosque that segregates women into another room. Seems a little weak from the Prime Minister and self-claimed feminist. 'Oh hey, I sure do love equality, excuse me while I participate in gender segregation!' Come on! The leader of a nation couldn't even be arsed to make a public appearance to commemorate one of the watershed moments of North-American history. The man is a joke, he even promoted his cabinet to be 50/50 men and women instead of basing it on meritocracy.

Shame that actual Persians got smashed off the face off the planet with the rise of Islam and those pesky Rashidan Arabs. Zoroastrianism for life, a man should marry his sister.

People give this fella far too much grief. He isn't world class but he is always grafting away and being a complete professional. He played like a nerves-of-steel champion when his father's life was in danger. An admirable servant that I wouldn't complain about staying for a few years longer.

Gimme some fucking gossip, mate. CD Projekt are slav wizards.

New challenge? The allure of winning a different variety of trophies? That's all really.

Dime a dozen CB that uses brute force over intelligence. No thanks.

'I've never watch him play but he is shit.' - Talk Chelsea community 'Good rating on FIFA and Football Manager, la'. - Talk Chelsea community

Fullbacks are typically the worst players on a team. They can't be trusted as a CB and they aren't talented enough to be a winger.

Fuck me dead, that Sissoko fella isn't that special. Relies on pure physicality.

Stop stealing my jokes. #justice4spikerino

Yes, I would love a sexier, younger Asian girlfriend. The current one has too many miles on the dickometre.

We've all seen it. Luiz needs his partner to keep him in line; like a rabid dog on a leash. Thiago Silva was injured for that match and without him we all get to see the true Luiz. He never had a good tournament, Thiago Silva did. I'd rather not have a player that needs another to keep his insanity in check.

Possibly the worst defensive performance I've ever seen. He was tied with Marcelo for being the worst player of the tournament.

You know I can IP track you guys, right? Be careful.

I really dislike the Twitter convention of having a one word sentence at the end of every tweet. For instance, similar to this. Example.

An alumni of Real Madrid's outstanding youth academy and Chelsea's newest mam; Marcos Alonso. He only made one appearance for Real before buggering off to Bolton Wanderers. He stepped up and made thirty-five league appearances over three seasons before leaving for Fiorentina. No stranger to England, he was loaned out to Sunderland and made a further sixteen appearance in the Premier League. Welcome to the new fellow; hopefully he gives a better show than the last Fiorentina transfer.

Look up

I just checked, it isn't. http://en.violachannel.tv/most-recent.html EDIT: I CHECKED AGAIN http://en.violachannel.tv/breaking-detail/items/alonso-completes-chelsea-switch.html

Thank you, Mourinho can't be culpable for everything!

The fact remains people were relieve and celebrating when this doofus was sold. Fickle bastards.

If Mourinho had the power to sell players like Luiz, he'd also have the power to buy the players he wanted, which didn't happen. I do not buy that excuse.

I rarely get upset over transfers but I'll be fucking pissed if Luiz returns. Why the fuck was he sold in the first place?

Embarrassing, no thanks.

He left a confused boy, returns a confused adult.