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Sometimes I like to kill myself after reading this thread. Of course I don't die, I never die. Ever.

Two goals in three games. Beast,

Everything is becoming homogenised. The differing opinions and colourful personalities are being strangled into a faint blue by use of a grey plastic bag. Debates are more pissing contests than anything factual and creative; I want to leave a debate with a new opinion or a new outlook not furious from another's hubris. It's not the Staff's fault, it's not the Users' fault it eveyone's damn fault including mine. And eveyone is so damn stubborn and arrogant, ugh I can't take it much anymore.. Blah, blah, blah, etc, etc. / pointless rant

No she isn't. She comes from a family of land owners from rural Queensland and attended a strict Catholic school in Brisbane, she couldn't be less like a bogan. Besides she sold that piece of crap almost 6 years ago. I'm sick of hearing about FALCAO. FALCAO THIS FALCAO THAT FALCAO WIN FUCK FALCAO

ESPN have picked the story up too. http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1200879/agent:-chelsea?cc=3436

I'm not getting at anything. I literally think of my grandmothers crappy old car when I read the word Falcao. I'm not comparing Falcao to a crappy old car, you've entirely missed the point. And once again Torres in inclusive to eveything. Besides that is a Ford Falcon GT. This is a Ford Falcon:

How many semi-cheap promising CFs are there? Kolbeinn Sigþórsson Stephen El Shaarawy Stevan Jovetić Kevin Gameiro Mattia Destro Nélson Olivera Luc Castaignos Erick Torres Francisco Alácer Marcel Sabitzer But how many of these players will actually come cheap?

Chelsea - 2 Man Utd - 0 Golazos to Mata and Sturridge

I wanted to capture his new badass beard. He only had a lame soul patch back in ye olde days.

The only reason this game was lost due to shite passing decsions and shite passing in general.

Everytime I think of Falcon I think of the Ford Falcon. A distinctly average economy car. A slowish vehicle with no power steering. Running over your prey is equally likely to destroy the car and prey.

ramirez is the best playa on the team bcuz he runs allot and is fasta than most playas he has good shooting and tackles also he is brazilin and brazilins are the best country for fottballers lol

Not much info really. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7962484/

It would take the greatest debater on Earth to convince me signing David Villa would be a bad signing.

If a player is to be signed in January I'm really, really, really, really hoping it's David Villa. I don't care that he is 30, is still one of the best fowards in the world. Sure it would be a short term fix as he probably only has two really good years left (or four if he is lucky, he could turn out like Zola...) but he fits Chelsea style like a glove and he still has a lot to give to club and country. I would probably lose my shit if he were to sign for another BPL club.

It started with West Ham fans. Their attempt at verbal irony.

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I don't give a fuck. Still top of the league and still beat Tottenham and Arsenal away. This will be a great wake up slap for the boys, they will turn this into two straight win against Manchester United.

1. Why does it have to be Ramires that loses his spot? 2. Why does the formation have to be a 4-2-3-1? 3. Why do you single me out when there are a few others that share the same opinion? I'm quickly running out of fucks to give and I never had that many on the first place. 4. What about McEachran, Chalobah and Romeu? Wouldn't they suffer more than Ranires? 5. I dont think I ever said he should be signed, just that he is good value for £25 million.

There are a few potential reasons he may want to leave: 1. Personal ambition. He has won everthing in Spain thrice over, he has nothing left to prove. 2. He dislikes how Barça is evolving with Pep Guardiola. 3. He has grown complacent at Barça and feels's his abilities as a footballer can no longer increase in his comfort zone. 4. He thinks that the Chelsea supporters are much more handsome than their Catalonian counterparts. 5. Cynical but a bigger pay check. DIDIER DROGBA USED TO DIVE A LOT. TORRES DIVES. IVANOVIC DIVES. I've watched Barça quite a bit and he doesn't even dive that often. The only really bad dive was against Inter Milan a few years back when he got Thiago Motta sent off.

Cassano just keeps scoring. Hot diggety dog.

He may be a horrible cheating bastard but damn one has to admit that this guy is probably the best CDM in the world right now. 25 Million would be a steal for a guy of this much talent.

Well right now he isn't a Chelsea striker is he? The last time I checked he was playing for West Brom.

I hope to see another club win La Liga in my life time. They do say nothing is impossible except imbossibility itself.