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People have laughed at Danny Bhoy which us more than understandable but they've failed to praise that cross from Victor Moses. When was the last time a Chelsea player was so accurate with a cross?

I just can't seem to refer to Piazon to his real name when I see him play, it's always Kaká.

Chicharito to score 14 goals in the last three minutes of extra time.

This reminds me of Primary School.

No, he more than likely will. Nothing is certain.

I really don't want to see Luiz play. Cech Azpi - Cahill - ? ? ? - Bertrand Mikel - Romeu Moses - Mata - Marin Sturridge.

If a different conclusion is reached John Terry will face suspension of up to four games.

I do actually. People say silly things like "This isn't Italy so how could there be match fixing?" but really how naive is that? It's very obvious the FA has golden children and scapegoats. What makes England so invulnerable to corruption? In my opinion the only association that I'd wager to have little to no corruption is the German DFB.

Viduka is retired and doesn't count. "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." - Mark Viduka

Well it's your turn to list some good Aussie players. Go.

Steven Fletcher James Forrest (if he didn't eat so many pies) Barry Bannan (if he was 102cm tall and an alcoholic) James McArthur James Morrison How can Scotland suck so hard when their talent pool isn't that bad?

If somone can actually find English players worth signing that don't play for a major rival, I'd be surprised. Hell, I'll make it easier, Scottish, Welsh, North Irish and Irish count too.

Anyway Chelsea has a very strict plan concerning English players. Step 1. Scout West Ham Step 2. Buy all of West Ham's English players Step 3. ? ? ? Step 4. Profit ! ! !

Goalkeeper, eh? I bet you were that weird kid in school that sat in the corner eating paste glue.

And when I compared Torres to Heskey in the sense that he is afraid to shoot, that he drops deeps, that he 'tries' to assist the team, I was mocked.

Del Bosque is a great manager but some of his selctions for the Euros and some his Starting XIs were very questionable. Cesc as 'False 9' gets my vote as bad decision. Cesc has the ability, vision and all the technique required to play as a 'False 9' but he lacks mobility and agility.

Revenge is petty and I am a petty man. I am also a greedy man that wants victories in the COC Cup and the Barclay's Premier League.

I can't choose. So @, gets my nomination by default. SeB and Kezza are the runners up. SeB is usually my nomination for MOTM but seeing as that ten other users usually nominate him too, I don't think I need to this time around. Kezza is from New Zealand and I can't in the right mind actually nomimate him.

Moses being the only winger in the team needs a start.

Fowards 1. Cristiano Ronaldo 2. Lionel Messi 3. Sergio Aguero Midfielders 1. Xavi 2. Juan Mata 3. Andrea Pirlo Defenders 1. Vincent Kompany 2. Ashley Cole 3. Mats Hummels Goal Keepers 1. Petr Cech 2. Iker Casillas 3. Samir Handanovic

Maybe if the linesmen - paid professional linesmen did their jobs properly this would be a non-issue.

Again with the Hazard to Real Madrid nonsense.

He should not have been sent off but what's more worrying is his slight regression in defensive ability. Under Carlo he was an absolute rock of a man, but now he loves to get foward a tad too often.

Spain is a funny place. Torres and Mata are Castilian, Romeu is Catalonian and Azpilicueta is Basque. It's not racist in a sense but it has been used as an adjective to imply difrerence. It's almost jingoistic and xenophobic in nature.