Spike

Cheeky muppet.

Juan Mata is doing a great job replacing Lampard's goals and assists. Lamps is too unique of a player to just replace, I honestly can't name another person who plays in a similar style to Lamps.

Terrible, how is your rugby team?

85% of the forum then, you pedantic twat.

James Joyce would also be applicable. The dense and long winded arguments reminds me of the time I tried to read Ulysses, I read the first few words became bored and put it down. Though, I do admire that he will sit at his computer and hammer out something that long everytime. That's great dedication.

I have no idea how WBA didn't score just then. Freaky.

So it continues. Why do I come to thread expecting something different? The only place to be vs. super frank8 is now taking bets.

Providing for his missus and son. I often see him post in live match day threads.

Shut up and stop smiling.

I know that feel, bro.

I'm a serious kind of fella. Besides, I'm so hungover that I can't handle anything. My hands are shaking and other stuff.

So? I don't need someone else's allowance to make a statement.

Newcastle are probably going to land Debuchy. I'll take any chance to use this photo.

Gazza was a good player, but looked at how he turned out. Sometimes their personality is just too strong and it affects everything around them, whether it be the manager or the squad.

The manager probably doesn't like him. He is more than a bit of a twat.

He has back problems, no? If he indeed has a problematic back I struggle to see him playing into his 40s.

@, I was considering @Leif, but his obsession with things that shall not be mentioned have prevented me from nominating him.

My New Year's Night was shit.

Cunt Fiberglass strikes again.

I've never been to a strip club, thank you.

These cunts again, eh? I hate this team. Go full strength.

You guys are no longer debating; just bickering over semantics. I've seen and written some shit on this site before, but this is ridiculous. The point is, Lamps is my favourite of all time but he has to retire one day. I don't want him to leave just yet, I think he has a couple more great years left in him, but saying that the club needs to prepare for life without him, because he can't be around forever; no one can. The sooner the clubs prepares for his eventual retirement/leaving the better, because it will be less of a shock to the club. Same goes for JT.

Not really a fan of the guy.

The ones at our club are like that, anyway. I could make a massive list of African athletes with terrible attitudes.

Isn't he married? Then no, he doesn't.