Suarez is one of those players that you fucking HATE when he's not on your side, but if he were n your team you'd love him. He really would be incredible in our lineup, though. Doesn't NEED service like Torres and can create chances out of nothing. Excellent technical ability, good free kick taker, and wins a lot of free kicks much like Hazard. Downsides: Would likely cost £40m and he's an absolute cunt of the highest order. Also doubt Liverpool would sell their best player to us again.