Pizy

Certainly needs to be given a serious shot next season. He looks like a player we can use in our first team regularly. Hope our staff doesn't fuck this one up. He and Lukaku must be recalled and made first team regulars, if not starters in many games next season. Can't let a talent like this just waste away on loan when he can excell here.

I honestly don't mind what his personality is like as long as he gives his all and knocks in the goals. Suarez is probably the biggest cunt in the league but is one of those players that you hate going against but would love in your side.And I doubt Cavani would cost that little. Dzeko isn't good enough to be the main guy in my opinion. He gives the ball away a ton like Torres does too.

If we sign a big time striker this summer my absolute #1 target if I'm the Chelsea board is Suarez. He can't possibly be content with not playing at the highest level with the talent he has. If we get top 4 and show serious interest in him I think he'd be tempted. If he looks as ridiculously good in a mediocre Liverpool side where he looks like he's paying alone out there some nights, imagine how he'd be with other world class players around him like Mata and Hazard. I'd gladly see us spend £45m for Suarez. Safer bet than Falcao.

Do we have one of those videos anywhere yet showing all of his touches for the day?

Can tell already that this is gonna be a LONG game.

I'm now convinced that Mikel has shagged Rafa's wife. He hates him.

Just remember to curb your expectations, guys. Remember what happened in all of those matches earlier when some people were predicting 5,6, or more goal games and we ended up drawing or losing? I'm never doing that again. Aren't a few of their best players out for this one? Have a feeling that our boys will find a way to make this harder than it should be. Or Rafa will. Hope I'm wrong.

Knowing us, we'll now go and play the most dull game tomorrow KNOWING that its a must win. It'll probably be 0-0 until the 85th when one side will score. Lets PRAY that it's us. With this insane fixture list we have coming up we can't fuck up and lose twice to West bloody Ham.

How does this awful team continue to scrape out results? They play like absolute shit 90% of games yet always seem to nick goals. I hate Arsenal.

Now alls we need is Wilshere to sign for us and it'll be yet another.

Now COME ON YOU SWANS!!!

That was an insane strike. Should be 2-0 to Everton now.

Fucking hell, Fellaini! Misses the Spuds game now. That was a good chance for us to see them drop points. Will be even harder for Everton to get a result against them now.

Doing a rain dance for a Swans victory. Even Liverpool are getting a bit too close for comfort! Would be a perfect weekend if Arse, Pool, and Spuds dropped points and we win.

Broken nose just like Ba and will have a similar mask fitted as well.

Just please don't start with Ramires/Lamps in the pivot. Play our safest central midfield of Ramires/Mikel in a match of super importance like this one. Ramires is MUCH better when Mikel is there to cover. Think we'll win this one 3-1. Won't be shocked if Torres starts, either.

4 matches in 8 days! FUCK!

I swear to god I could be more effective out there than Torres. And I haven't kicked a ball in years. Absolutely bloody USELESS.

Saw on Twitter that only 28k Chelsea fans showed.

Think they lost the broadcasting rights for next season so we won't have to deal with this type of shit or the awful pundits.

Great. Now that Spuds choked I miss the first 30 mins of our game because of shitty Fox Soccer.

Spurs, LOL! No Bale, No Spuds win.

Problem now is that Arse have only the league to focus on and only half of the matches we could potentially have. Lets hope Jack is out for longer than expected.

My goodness. They let this SHIT Arse side score twice on them.

Fuck sake, Bayern!