Pizy

He's fit.

Thank the lord that Cesc is fit. I'd take him off at half time or by the hour mark if we're out of sight.

Don't think I've laughed harder at a José press conference in a while. Very, very cranky and justifiably so.

Probably as devastated as Hulk was when he was linked with a big club every window and no bids ever came in.

May not miss him too much against Villa, but we'll need him against an Everton side who have the quality to beat us.

All of our last 3 big signings (Costa, Cesc, Matić) have hit the ground running in spectacular fashion. If Cuadrado does as well we're in for a treat for the rest of the season. I'm so excited to see the variations José will put out. So many options and possibilities!

Hopefully he doesn't reign himself in and play conservatively for his first few months here. I want to see him dribbling opponents and expressing himself right away.

You guys have to remember that most of these idiot journalists never watch anything but English football. Some of them have almost certainly never seen Cuadrado play.

Racist.

Hazard and Cuadrado on opposite wings. Fuck me!

Look forward to watching him tear it up over there. Later, Andre!

Filipe Luis has nicknamed Schürrle Albino on Instagram.

LOL @ all the opposition fans saying this deal is dodgy and that Roman is paying clubs to take our players to pass FFP.

What the hell are they even talking about all day on Sky? There isn't shit happening. They just repeating the same boring 3 stories over and over again?

The club is waiting until the deadline hour to announce this one to surprise the 3 Chelsea fans on Earth who don't have the Internet and haven't heard we're after him.

I really hope we get Sissoko. Would be the perfect signing.

Sounds as if we're fog to bleed them for more than the £20m that was being reported. That's the feeling I get, anyways.

What a strange signing this would be.

How can Swansea afford to let him leave? Isn't he their only notable striker? They already look useless without Bony. They'll be in serious danger if they lose him too.

They're the kind of team that gets spanked the match before playing us, play the game of their season against us, and then proceed to get spanked again in their next 5 matches after us. I hate them. Just like Sunderland. I hope they both get relegated, the pointless bastards.

Even if they manage to fluke a goal or score on a lucky counter, there's no way this defense should be able to prevent us from scoring more. They look atrocious. If Cesc is back and we show up there to make a statement then we should win by at least 2 goals.

Just look how bad this lot are. Making Arse look like Barca from a couple of years ago. Would be almost as embarrassing as Bradford if we don't win next weekend.

I'm not sure Arsenal will be after him. Walcott and Ozil are back healthy and Cazorla has been great this season. Sanchez speaks for himself. I think all of their business in the summer will be in the middle and back of their XI. The real worry is that he ends up at City.

Villa look absolutely dreadful here against Arse. Like worst side in the league bad. But we all know what'll happen next weekend. Chelsea come to town and every Villa player will turn into Superman.

Christ... We're going to announce this at the last possible second of the window when everyone and their mother knows he's been a Chelsea player for days, aren't we?