Pizy

Weird how we haven't seen a single image or video of him at Cobham yet. Is he quarantining still? Thought I heard he arrived in London like a week ago.

At least Klopp earned the admiration. Arteta has merely made Arse respectable and they treat him like he's a genius.

I see West Ham have Arse up next so the Arteta wankfest will continue unabated after they put 5 past them next week.

Fulham, West Ham, and one of Villa or West Brom will go down. I'll take personal delight in seeing WH go down. Moyes will be the first manager sacked this season.

Think Callum Wilson will be a massive signing for Newcastle. They finally have some teeth up front.

For me, Rice will look significantly better when he got a quality setup around him and players who allow him to just keep his game simple. He's got shite like Mark Noble around him at WH and just about zero creativity in front of him so he's forced to try to do everything. Again, he's not a £60-80m player. Never in a million years. But put him at the base of our midfield next to Kante/Kova/Jorginho and I think he adds a hell of a lot of steel and energy in there.

West Ham are absolutely shit. Rice and Antonio are the only two quality players who regularly perform. The rest of the team are Championship level. Hope they finally get flushed down this season.

Must say, Mo Salah looks razor sharp to start this season. By far Liverpool's most dangerous attacker today.

Leeds are legitimately impressive.

Commentators saying "Koch gets the block" is going to be a running joke all season. I've heard it a couple times already here.

Leeds looking like 2019/20 Chelsea with this set play defending.

Just as I post that... 😂😂😂

Pat Bamford looked like Torres/Morata when he was through on goal.

That corner kick spdefending was worse than the Gabriel goal for Arse. How do you leave the biggest target in the box wide open?

This is why I laugh when people shit on Ben Chilwell defensively. TAA is the best around but gets roasted defensively there. He has always been vulnerable defensively.

Well, now....!

That's probably GG after 3 minutes...

Yeah, Leeds are getting lots of hype and attention (fair play, they're a big story) but watch Liverpool smack them with ease.

Exactly. Finally these clowns are using the technology as it should've been used from the start. No more VAR guy up in a booth always sticking with the on-pitch ref's initial decision. There will hopefully be a lot of stupid referee decisions overturned after they check the monitor this season.

I hope this thread doesn't get bumped every time Willian does something. He was solid for us and he'll be solid for Arse. Just forget about him.

A lot of opposition fans moan about how much the media love Frank Lampard. I think I know how they feel now because the media wankfest over Arteta is insane. It's going to be unbearable if they start the season on a good run.

Fulham will finish rock bottom.

Fulham are this seasons Norwich. They're going to concede 80 goals and go back down with a whimper.

I think Arse and Spuds are extremely similar. Both have very solid looking XI's and have a good shape about them. But both are totally reliant on their main striker. If Kane or Auba get injured they drop a huge level down. I think Arse will do what they normally do and look very good for a portion of the season but then shocking at other times. I predict that within a few weeks we'll hear kneejerk reactions from pundits asking if Arse can challenge for the title. It'll be short lived.

Fulham look like they always do. Just like last time they were in the PL, they play some decent stuff going forward but are shite at everything else.