Pizy

Seems Adama will be on his way to Barca out of nowhere. So I wonder if that means there was some truth about Dembele leaving…

The club are going to look incredibly dumb if we get another injury at fullback the rest of the way. All they had to do was a 6 month loan for someone and had a month to do so. They’re banking on Tuchel’s coaching genius to cover their asses here.

Been obvious for a couple of weeks now that we aren’t signing any fullback. The club probably see that Reece should be back soon, Chalobah is back fit, and Tuchel seems to trust Sarr now so they’ll feel we have enough cover.

If I see Kenedy starting a match in a Chelsea shirt again I may vomit. 🤢

If we’ve heard ZERO from Matt Law, any of the other reliable Chelsea sources, or the Here We Go guy about Dembele then there’s nothing in it. Just junk reporting from random dudes in Spain who are stirring stuff for clicks. They’re putting our name out there because we are the only club that were loosely linked with him at one point.

Even we aren’t dumb enough for this. Although, we did recently recall Kenedy which may the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen us do so…. 🙃

Stop even giving thought to the Dembele stuff. Not a single reliable source has said a peep about it. We have no room at all for another wide attacker right now.

Body type like Maguire but isn’t a clumsy refrigerator in the ball.

Süle would be a definite upgrade on AC. Christensen is a solid CB who is good at most things but not great at anything. If he ends up staying I would be okay with it but if he goes I won’t even think about him again or miss him. He’s not crucial to the defense like Thiago and Rüdiger are. He’s a nice player who has really benefited from our system. We get any of Süle, Ginter, or Koundé to replace him and we improve the XI. Süle is a man mountain who is also extremely comfortable in the ball. To the point where watching him play is almost comical because it just doesn’t look right seeing someone so massive moving like he does.

Transfer rumors for Chelsea normally get louder and louder the closer to the deadline we get. The opposite has happened in this one. We aren’t even hearing anything, never mind seeing any actual movement.

VAR???????

Put these cunts to bed now. No goals on the break! Bring Kante in at 2-0 to shut them off!

It’s just sad that the only way I can see us scoring atm if from a comedy mistake from our opponents or a fluke from someone unexpected. Can’t remember a side collapsing to this degree with just 2 injuries but us not having our first choice wingbacks has made us look like a totally different team. We look no better than a midtable side without them.

Can we get J5 out of there for Kante so we stop Bergwjin running through us like tissue paper? Spuds look dangerous on the break every time they pass it to him. And how about Werner to run at them? We’re killing them down both flanks but do nothing with it.

That’s the biggest difference between us and the top 2. Even some of their rotation players are killers. We don’t even look like scoring with our “best” players in there.

Our buildup is fine but we can’t do shit when we get into the box. Both Lukaku and CHO look like donkey’s when it’s time to shoot.

CHO fucking useless again in an acre of space. He simply cannot beat a man 1v1 anymore. Fucking terrible. What use is he then?

Is it? Hard to be worse than Alonso but at least Alonso is a threat in attack sometimes. Sarr isn’t and is just as shaky defensively.

Makes me not even feel like watching us. More shit on a stick attacking play is likely.

What did Havertz do to deserve being dropped for an extended period like this? Mount has been terrible for a while now and Lukaku hasn’t done much of anything either.

Fucking hell, man. Same SHIT attack that couldn’t lay a glove on Brighton. Wtf is TT doing?!

Klopp has instilled a monster mentality in his whole squad. They always feel like they can win no matter what. Our squad meanwhile is filled with soft, fragile players.

Tbf, Zlatan is a massive fame whore. He couldn’t pass up the idea of going to the ultimate fame whore club Man United where he could be the center of attention.

The hell would Lewandowski leave the most comfortable job in football to come to the PL? He can basically show up each game in his slippers and pajamas on that Bayern team and score 35+ for the rest of his prime years.

Having obviously not seen the team we’ll go with tomorrow of course, I’m actually pretty damned confident against this current iteration of Spuds. Conte is a great manager but the key thing is their poverty midfield. That’s an area we have totally dominated them in each of the meetings this season and I don’t see any reason why that will change tomrrrow. If Havertz starts up top I think we’ll win.