Pizy

Nico Jackson’s receiving and turning with the ball is so silky smooth.

Second open goal sitter we’ve missed this week!

Would’ve been a VAR pen in the PL.

Good LORD this pitch is horrendous looking!

It’s cringe af when we do it for our own sports. Even more so before this…

Has Madueke’s injury even been described yet? Feels like I haven’t seen any reporting on him.

True. Doubt Spuds could afford Kolo Muani even with the Kane money since they need reinforcements in other areas badly too.

Dressing room must have had their vote for captain then and Reece was the winner.

That surely means that if Vlahovic goes it’s here, then. PSG we’re the other club interested.

If by interesting you mean disastrous, sure!

Seeing Sterling and Gallagher starting still makes me wince a bit. I’d love nothing more than to see Sterling play his way back into Man City form but he’s been awful in preseason. Hopefully he looks sharper today? Gallagher will hopefully be made a squad player soon enough if we ever fucking sign a midfielder.

Actually, he’s a pretty neat and tidy footballer. Good first touch, looks good receiving the ball under pressure, can dribble a bit. Doesn’t appear to offer much in terms of forward passing, though. Those traits sound an awful lot like Kova. He’s basically a knock off version of Kova.

You guys really need to get over Gvardiol AND Fofana. We’re just about to replace him in the long term with Disasi. Fofana has nothing to do with Gvardiol anyways because they play on opposite sides. Yes, the massive transfer fee will hurt us but it’s not like that signing has prevented us from signing someone else. We now have Colwill on our books for £0 and Badiashile for £32m. Those are who you should compare to Gvardiol. Is he worth more than double what Colwill and Badiashile are combined? No, and I love Gvardiol.

Tyler Adams doesn’t even look like a DM to my eye, btw. He looks more like a Kova type midfielder aka a #8. Playing him beside Enzo in a 2 would be terrible.

To me it feels a LOT like the Zakaria/Drinkwater/Barkley moves. We wanted someone way better but then panicked right at the death and pulled the trigger on someone average just to have a body in midfield.

Tyler Adams is a tidy, solid midfielder. The type that I wouldn’t mind having in the squad for midfield depth. But as the first choice DM and the main player preventing teams from blitzing through the middle of the pitch? HELL no! If we signed him IN ADDITION to Caicedo that’s one thing. Someone needs to be sacked if he’s bought instead of Caicedo.

If it’s United or Liverpool I think we’d have a chance at convincing him to choose us. We’ve been after him hard and have shown our determination to get him by bidding again and again. That has to mean something to the player. But if it’s City I don’t think we have a chance. you don’t say no to Pep and City are as close to a trophy guaranteed as you can get these days.

Liverpool have been haggling and struggling to afford Lavia at £50m. The idea that they could then move to Caicedo and spend £85m-100m seems super sketchy. But if they do somehow match our bid and goes there we BETTER get Lavia. He’d be the only acceptable, face saving move. Tyler Adams and Edson Alvarez would be a disgrace.

My guess is one of the Manchester clubs. Both could really use him. It would be completely unforgivable if we lose out on someone we’ve chased ALL summer to a direct rival.

I literally couldn’t care less about Gvardiol anymore. I would’ve loved him here 1 year ago when we almost got him. But we’re now set at CB for the foreseeable future so I’m not bothered. I’m very keen to see how he and Colwill stack up when compared directly in the PL. Gvardiol is quicker but Colwill is better at actual CB things like winning aerial duels and defending. Both are great passers and users of the ball.

Bayern have been dominating the run of play and look their usual super neat and tidy with the ball but damn, do they look shit defensively! Liverpool haven’t even had to work for their 2 goals here. Bayern have looked like amateurs at the back.

You’re right, I forgot they just bought a new CB.

As good as Humphreys looked in preseason he’s another player we should be trying to use to soften Brighton’s stance with Caicedo. Extend his contract and offer him on loan there. His game looked very similar to Colwill’s. Left footed, calm and composed, and the sort of young talent De Zerbi loves. He could fill the exact same role Colwill did for them.

Feels like it’s all lining up for us to have every other signing done and in place and then we’ll make one final bid for Caicedo nearer the start of the season. Which is super risky because if Brighton say no AGAIN we’re fucked.

Just fucking end this saga, please, Chelsea! Get Poch his damn DM! Sick of this dragging on.