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Erm no he wasn't.

No we were shouting shoot like we usually do

It's nice that they stated it happens but didn't mention that they were going to do anything about it as well

Mr Salah begs to differ...

Neil doesn't do announcements for goals just pre match teams

To be honest most of that was a blur. Spent 2 hours getting mangled in a pub beforehand then bowled up to the ground 15 minutes late to shout give it to Salah every time we had posession. This was after a small confrontation with a steward outside the ground who wouldn't let me take my 50p can of Carling into the zone around the outside of the stadium. IIRC I kept asking him if we weren't allowed alcohol because Platini is straight edge and we don't want to upset him. Fucking hell I've hit the rocks haven't I? What a waste of an evening

Ran the show. We will struggle to keep hold of him if Barca come knocking

Think he's injured

Boga also starts for the under 19s and Brown is on the bench

Solanke and Christensen both playing for under 19s this afternoon so they certainly won't play tonight

can't hear myself think over the famous Anfield atmosphere

I'd let Mo Salah do it, gives him something to do

@BluesChronicle @ChelseaKelv @WAGNH_CFC Apart from BluesChronicle the other two are probably more reliable for members of staff at the club rather than players as they are more involved with fans forum meetings with the club etc.

that is THE exact reason

correctly called a dull home game against an ex Premier League team in the Championship. Boring.

several reliable people on Twitter close to non-playing members of club staff

Neil Barnett is the bald bloke who does the on pitch announcements for those asking and also does Chelsea TV interviews. He was sacked today, nothing to do with avb. Can't say I'll miss him and his "John Ter eeeeee" announcements pre game. Always reminded me of the frog from the Fimbles the way he could never keep his head still.

Wait until I post my complete list of 70 reasons a traffic cone is better than Mo Salah. It is waiting, Jason. It just needs copying and pasting. It will happen soon. You just don't know when.......

Can I have tips to improve or will you just ban me?

I suppose picking himself is the only way he will get in the team

Have I completed the Phil Driver challenge then?

Mo will need to get his TomTom out for this one. Doubt he remembers where Stamford Bridge or his place on the subs bench even is. Maybe he'll get a 10 minute run around if Baker, Boga or Mourinho's son gets tired.

Great shout. Give the head coach role to Mo Salah until the end of the season.

Expecting our usual home draw against a championship team. Probably Derby, Ipswich or Middlesbrough or any other ex premier league team. Still doubt Salah will make the squad mind

away from the match just want to praise the club pre match- turning off the floodlights with everyone chanting we hate Tottenham was absolutely fucking mint