Kieran.

I don't get the whole strawberry syrup thing...wouldn't he mean "sirop," the French drink?

I like his English accent.

What a load of shit; that statistic proves that the majority of Ba's goals this season have come against the stronger teams in the league. That's a fact.

So Ba for every game?

9 of Ba's 13 goals have come against: ManUtd (2), Arsenal (2), Tottenham (2), Everton (2), City (1). Ba for stronger teams, Torres for the minnows.

Yes to both.

Thank FUCK we brought in another striker.

------------Turnbull------------ Paulo---Cahill--Luiz------Cole ------Ramires-Lampard------ Mata------Hazard-------Marin --------------Ba----------------

Fucking love Balotelli, bring him in...

never got a proper chance.

He has really big self-esteem and anxiety issues and I think Everton really helped him get over his fears. Reading his interviews, he really loves the club and it would take a lot to convince him to leave.

Time for JT to return...up front.

We were so fucking shit I could curl up in a ball and die.

Personally thought he was our best attacker all night.

I have to get very "medicated" tonight to forget this travesty, if you catch my drift. ...

Rafa confirms Cech will be out 2-3 weeks.

Nice fucking job, Chelsea. Fuck off!

I've wanted to see Moses and Marin on the wings for a long time now.

Don't mind all the changes, if things get off to a bad start, we have a really strong bench. I think we'll be fine though.

He failed his medical at Stuttgart.

Ouch, my condolences.

I read that he's cup tied for the Europa League - but not cup tied for the Carling Cup or FA Cup.

I have a hard time believing that...he broke his leg in two places in 2009 (I think), he was out like 8-9 months.

I'm going to be that boring, predictable cunt and say... better than Torres.

Goodbye & good luck Danny!