Kieran.

Congratulations!!

If you're standing on a corner with a red scarf 'round your neck...

Fat ass blunts, doubt he smokes weed.

So I forgot my team had a game today...and I got fucking wasted beforehand... And I scored two goals as a CB lmao. I've never scored any goals before.

Maybe, he is Muslim after all. Chances are he's pro-Palestine.

I'd be pretty happy with a draw tbh...but if we could 6 pts from Tottenham away and United home that would be amazing. I would hope Sturridge would start, but you know Torres will.

I'd love it if we signed Villa as well, holy fuck..

So true.

He'll probably still score 20+ this season, while a world-class striker would score 40+ easily with this team.

He must've ran off screen because the goal was too close.

What a nightmare...

Moses wasn't even on the bench, while 3 defenders were.

Shakhtar have 7 pts, we have 4, Juve has 3.

Juventus still has to play Shakhtar in Ukraine.

I would have been freaking out had Juventus won, but they didn't. So it's all good.

FUCKING CUNT REF

GET IN Brilliant from Ivanovic.

Finish Hazard!

Sturridge getting ready.

Sturridge must have called RDM a cunt or something...

Go on, Ramires! Nice strike.

It's important to note that Juventus is losing to FCN.

FUCK

Sturridge should have started anyway...

WOW PETR CECH!