Ryan Fong

Look at the way he hits the ground then bounces up, indeed very impressively agile.

No deal, time to move on.

Good riddance. Don’t let the door jam your giraffe neck. C.U.N.T!

Why this Pedulla fella strikes me as a copy&paste artist only?

Yeh it’s real. “Aleksandr Golovin sustained a right ankle sprain during today's training session.”

Really don’t care about the buyout clause, if he sucks then back to Madrid after the loan spell, if he delivers he will be loved by the coach, the teammates and the fans which will certainly turn his head. Even if there’s no such a clause he will push for a permanent move, logically. Player’s will becomes the most important factor in transfer market nowadays.

I know mate, just joke around. Wish him speedy recovery though.

Talk about dodge a bullet...

In fact, Kepa costs cheaper than Alisson in grand scheme if you take salaries into account. I dunno the exact number but pretty sure Alisson’s would be higher, if not much higher. Plus, Kepa signs a 7 yrs contract and on the other side Alisson 3 yrs.

Fuck it, I’m calling it, Ampadu is the best defender we have at the moment. Please please please give him a proper number unless he likes 44.

Well if you take Cuntois into the picture then Kepa costs 35m in reality then. How about that?

Just enjoy the fact that our club still care, and still have the ambitiou and ability to splash the world record fee on a promising young keeper who is highly rated and could provide us a decade’s service. Rant over.

Every fucking time we signed someone there will be fans jumping up shouting SHIT! We could’ve bought that that that. Boring.

That’s only “you think” we can buy, the truth is, maybe A’s team don’t sell, maybe B doesn’t want to leave, maybe C gets home sick, maybe D isn’t rated by Sarri, maybe E isn’t rated by the board... I can keep going on mate.

Ampadu this young lad is one hell of a gem!

Fans are fickle nowadays, last time I checked she was still an inept evil bitch and she will soon be the messiah after pulled off Kovacic and Kepa deals. The fact is, fans know nothing about how they conduct business behind the door, it’s not Football Manager level of easiness to do transfers in reality, all we can do is wait and accept.

A lot of people say Kepa is a panic buy, I say fuck them. You don’t panic buy a world record fee keeper, now Butland would be a panic buy instead. IMHO maybe the board see Kepa as our last trick at the very beginning because they know they can 100% get him, after missing out Alisson and Cuntois chooses to hide, we activate Kepa’s BO clause, hence everything is moving so fast. Butland and other options claimed by the journalists were all fake, they really don’t have a clue.

GK is a unique position and with just 48hrs left the only possible way for us to sign a good keeper would be paying the buyout clause if there’s any, otherwise teams are going to rip us so hard knowing we’re in serious panic mode. Luckily this young lad has the BO clause and apparently he’s pretty damn good.

As far as my observation, this guy is nothing special. Really don’t get the excitements here, I would be much much more excited if it’s Fekir.

Agree, massive overreaction lately surrounding our club. Call me naive or anything, if there’s a team can end City’s dominance it would be us, that’s my gut feeling. I love how the media and football fanatics write us off completely, like Conte’s first year, I’m not saying we will rise and win the title like Conte did but, we will bounce back.

“Who is Chelsea playing against next?” “Lyon” “Cool! Link them with Lyon’s captain then.” “Done, clickbait sorted.”

Oh stop it, Thiago would be a dream signing. I’ll literally jizz my pants if we got him.

A quick question, does Sarri speak English?

Willian speaks Portuguese though.

Sorry the Twitter app is in Chinese, Cesc liked the tweet about Conte gone.