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Football 365 INTER WAIT FOR LAMPARD FRANK LAMPARD will sign with Jose Mourinho's Inter Milan for FREE on January 1,' says the News of the World, who claim that a deal worth £160,000 a week is on the table for him to sign in Italy as soon as the clock ticks past midnight and he is free to sign for other clubs. Lampard has apparently been told that Chelsea will not budge on an offer of £140,000 a week for four years, and that is just not acceptable to Lampard. One of his 'most trusted pals' said: "Even if Blues eventually crumble and come up with a new five-year deal, I'm sure Frank will tell them where to stick it - the damage is done." Roman Abramovich is said to be ready to lose £16m over the next season 'on a matter of principle' rather than sell Lampard now - turning down a £10m fee and paying a disgruntled player £6.1m over the next season. Obviously the credit crunch is not really biting in west London...

Where is the cunt?, seems to have vanished from the radar. Man City, Blackburn Rovers, Leicester City, Hearts, MK Dons, etc, etc have all been actively seeking new managers but no Avram. I think he's holding out for the Andorra Job

The Lampard situation in general shows just how todays' footballers are totally out of touch with the fan base now. All this "These are my people, I want to stay", Its all pony, yet, for some reason, the vast majority of our fan's take this shite in and our adulation of him deepens even more. These cunts are more than happy to feed on our adulation but are quick to treat us like the cunts we clearly must be. Personally, I hope Lampard fucks off as soon as is possible. This has dragged on for two years, for one fucking contact, its pathetic. You'd think he'd show a bit more respect after all the sympathy he received after the sad passing of his mother, but no, fucking no chance. He has shown himself up to be a right cunt, every bit in the same bracket as Gallas sadly. He's mugged us off for two years, two years. Makes you wonder what the likes of Ronnie Harris, Charlie Cooke, Kerry Dixon, etc think of the current climate of footballer's today?. John Terry, Franco Zola, Dan Petrescu, Robbie Di Matteo showed class. Gallas, Robben and Lampard have all shown their colours. Dont get me wrng, In his time with us, he's been outstanding for us, Year in/year out........But he's been FUCKING well paid for it and it never, ever gives him the right to mug the fans off. Gallas copped the hump as he alleges he was on far less than the majority of first team regular's. Given the fact that he was one of our most consistent performers, Not too mention easily the most versatile, Its little wonder he got the needle. Bye Frank

No, I wouldnt say that. After all, he might not know what Scolari's plans are for SWP, He might have him down for a run in the team, who know's? He's right about Scolari though, He hasnt been in a position such as this before and is certainly going to be scrutinized by the media BIG time. Going to be a very interesting season

Bang on, Two years to sign a contract, Sorry to say it but he's taking the piss big time. Lampard as been fantastic for Chelsea, no doubt about it, But all this "Coyness" is going a touch too far. He should just come out and say what he wants to do, And if he does indeed want to go then thanks for everythng Frank - now please fuck off and let us move on.

Just heard on talkSPORT that Robbie Di Matteo is the new MK Dons manager. Good luck to the man. Chelsea Legend

I certainly wont be buying it. I know we reached the CL final and second in the league, but really, it was a pretty lacklustre season, more so with the Grinch in charge. Apart from the bog standard horsing's of Derby and Citeh it was mundane. Very few goals scored either. Even the "march" to moscow was hardly awe inspiring. Not forgeting the humbling from Rottenham at Wembley. No Thanks

Have You Made Up Your Mind

ECHOES ROUND THE SUN

Membership once again, Although I never got the use out of it due to my boycott of all things Avram. If I'm struggling for tickets then Martin, who runs the Legless Ladder in Battersea can normally sort me out

LOL, aye that would do the trick. Although stll wouldnt raise some of the fuck wits who have adopted our club. Try it anyway though eh

standing, By a country mile. Those who prefer to sit are just sad to be honest. I mean,Passion in a plastic seat? I hardly think so

cuntin' thing wont work

You have to give the reporter who dreamed this nugget up 10/10 for pue inspiration and imagination. I cant believe this has been bettered anywhere. Pure Class For those who have no idea what the fuck this headline is all about...Glasgow Celtic played Inverness Caledonian (Caley) Thistle in the Scottish Cup 3rd at Celtic Park in 1999 Obviously Celtic were 100% clear favourites, Yet Caley bet them 3 - 1. A result which signalled the end of John Barnes short career in management.

Terrible. Very, very sad.

Modric looks like he's got it. Shame he's got such low ambition that he signed for Rottenham. Wonder if he could be tempted to do a Clive Allen? (44 days a a club) would certainly have the yids foaming at the mouth if nothing else.

Cant beat a touch of honesty old bean! I even think it would possibly stand up in a court of law "Why did you shot that man dead?" "well your honour, He was bangng on about Man Ure the whole time, Kind of put me over the edge, And, with that in mind, I shot the cunt" Perfectly reasonable, case dismissed! :thumbsup:

They are just scum cunts who should be shot on sight

Ah now you see, thats where your wrong. Guys could do it if they wanted......Its just that we dont want too :thumbsup: That bleeding Emily Pankhurst has an awful, awful lot to answer for.

Petrescu is a proper Chelsea legend in my book. Top top player. Very fond memories of him Probably the last half decent Cup Final song, Words seemed very apt too.

Ferguson comes from the Govan area of Glasgow, Which is a reservation in the south west side of the City. And he "mumbles" because he is a wino.

Great move by Chels last year eh? Sell Robben and replace him with Malouda. Robben only started 12 games for Real but was still better value than bleeding Malouda

Well, I'm broad Glaswegian. Which, By design makes me hyper intelligent . Easily the most accomplished accent in Scotland. Other's include Edinburgh (Posh Scots - But not really even scottish). Dundee (Easily the worst accent around "Whars Meh Peh" = "Where is My Pie") and of course Aberdonian's. A civilisation so tight, that even the seagulls carry their own sandwich's. Sheep Shagging Fuck Pigs who are so measly that they wake up in the night to see if they have lost ay sleep. Believe it or not I actually know of an Aberdeen guy who dropped 50p once. He bent down that fast to pick it up that it hit him on the back of the neck

She's my Psychiatric nurse and I know what she's like so fuck knows how she managed to wrangle that one The wards a carbon copy of "Cuckoo's Nest", except they force feed you magic mushrooms. Makes you wonder though eh, I mean, what kind of demented fuck wit would promote a bird to a Crisis Team Manager?! Fuck me, They have a bleeding crisis every month without fail when the red tide starts and they've ran out of Jam Rags . Many congratulations my dear. If they insist on giving it to a female, it would be as well being you Good Luck

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