changingman2000

Fucking hell Morag, you'll be on "I'm a celebrity, Get me out of Here next"

West Ham fans on route to the Boleyn

Given the Everton result, and with Barca on Tuesday, Hiddink may well rest a couple of players. I think we are on a sticky wicket with this game. The Hapless Hammers have absolutely fuck all to lose and will be well, well up for it. Settle for a draw methinks Even the fox's need to be forced into the West 'Am Chicken Run

Tell you what mate, A wee bit more work in the dialect, a couple of gallons of (diet) Irn Bru and you could easily pass for a sweaty Glasgow Mods 1984

Petr must be gutted. Andorra, San Marino would be more suitable for that fuckwit. Maybe even the Falkland Islands or how about the Shetlands?

Mr Mods God

He hasn't done nearly enough and should be punted at the earliest. Should have flogged him and kept SWP.

Flat, lethargic performance which will have the happy hammers licking their lips. If we lose on Saturday (and I do have a bad feeling about it) then we will probably have to settle for finishing fourth. CL and F.A. Cup it is then

This is a big week for us. Everton aren't going to make it easy for us and West Ham will be well up for turning us over, Not to mention Barca. The Arse will also feel that they can still catch us, particularly as we have to go to the Modern Library. A Good solid win tonight will keep every one on their toes.

The arse's defence is weakened just now with a couple of key players missing, But then we have leaked seven goals in two games. Should be an interesting game. I'm confident of a Chelsea win, But it will be very, very close. 5-1 then

Ferguson has I think started to lose the thought. Hearing his rant about the Fat Controller's "waving of arms" against Rovers was a joy to behold. As much as I loathe Benitez, Ferguson has gone well, well over the top with this one, A clear sign that he is starting to bottle it I think. And what of Big Sam's part in all this, he waits six days, then starts to complain about Rafa at practically the same time as Fergie's rant. Its all rather pathetic really........................and something that Jose would have his teeth right into

Nothing more than two fcuking pub teams. One should piss off and join the English conference ( about their standard), while the other should join the Irish league. The more the years progress, the more of a parasite they both become

Mike Good to hear from you again, Only just back myself, as the Broadway so politely put it. You know, deep inside, I think he's a bit of a Rod Stewart (either enjoys wearing tight leopard skin shreddies, Or is wannabe jockanese) either way, good luck

This really is a hugely important game for us. The Arse have been on fire recently and are now only six points behind us in the league with a trip to the modern library beckoning. We need our boys to be in top gear this afternoon :unsure:

From the Glasgow Herald Lamps

I know I'm obviously biased, But I do honestly think I'd have Lamps over ET any day of the week.

Now I utterly and completely second that emotion. Misschief sums it all up perfectly, Yet the media being all very PC nowadays, Are very reticent to cunt the Bin Dippers off. The simple facts are that the Dippers think they have an exclusive right on being "Passionate" about their team. They think its their god given right and that no one comes close to showing similar passion towards their own team. Its naive and brutally wrong. Hillsborough was a terrible, terrible event. There is no getting away from that.......But how come there aint the same media frenzy when the anniversary of the Bradford fire disaster comes round, and also the Ibrox disaster.

Being in the Clock End at the Library in 84 when Kerry scored was probably my proudest moment, seeing large groups of Chels in all parts of the ground going fucking tonto will live with me forever. At least 15,000 crammed in the Clock End was fucking mega. Up at Main Road in 89 when we done them 3-2 in the 2nd Div when we won it. Estimated 12,000 chels up there seen us race to a 3-0 lead before almost letting city back in. What about Dorigo's goal?! Obviously in recent times there's been probably too many to mention. The ones I tend to think back on are times when the Likes of the Arse and the Handbrakes had us down as no threat to them. Probably hard for the younger fans to appreciate, But our away support from the late 70's to the late 80's was fucking mega, seriously awesome...and we were shit for most of that time

Watched the service today, Really felt for Trevor Hicks but he conducted himself well and deserves great praise. I really didnt get the cat calls during Andy Burnham's speech. I mean, when the disaster happened it was the Tories in power, and would remain so for another 8 years, So why they gave this guy the bird is beyond me. I thought he came across as a decent bloke (strange for a politician I know). Dalglish also done well, Must have been hard for him too. It was a sad day for football all round

so I have a "horrible and twisted mind"? Nice. Thats some assumption that, but no less than some of the crap that you've spouted before of course

I see you aint changed much eh? Just what did I say that "made you sick"? Was it a fact that Liverpool fans were clambering over their fellow fans in an effort to get into the Final in Athens? Yes/No? Did Liverpool fans attempt to storm the gates at the Shed End to try and force entry? Yes/No? Lets not act all politically correct about it all, just straight answers please. They, above all, should be more respectful towards their own fans, But sadly not.

I don't know how many people here will have any memories of Hillsborough disaster but I want to put a personal viewpoint onto the day from a Chelsea point of view. A few people here may remember that day vividly, FB, etc, but for the rest who care to be interested, here's a Chelsea angle: I was up at Leicester that day, Chelsea had been unbeaten for something like 27 games in the old second division, And Leicester were down as a team that could cause us problems. On the day we lost our record, Gary McAllister inspired Leicester deserved to beat us, No question. The game was at the old Filbert Street and it kicked off big time after the game. Coming back to London on the bus, word started to filter through on the old hand held transister radio's, more and more shocking with each passing update. Our next game was against Leeds at the Bridge, at a game that would win us the league. A minutes silence to be upheld and against the hated Leeds. Sadly it never stood a chance and there was more than a few cat calls during the silence. Two years before, If I remember right, we played the Yids at three point lane and lost 0-1 due to Clausen scoring near the end, the Park Lane end was heaving, and we had to fight old Bill to get the Segregation pen opened to accomodate the Chelsea support. Very dodge indeed. Fast forward to Athens two years ago, and what do we have?, Scousers steaming over fellow scousers in a frantic attempt to get in to the ground. Pathetic, Utterly Pathetic.

My nerves are fucking shredded . Momentous game, from beginning to end. Cech looked fucking shocking tonight. I was havin' a right fucking moan at half time to any cunt and every cunt. When they scored the 3rd and 4th in quick succession I lost the plot completely. Now enjoying the mother, father, sister and brother of all scotch's

Evening FB You know John Lennon had that "Lost weekend" in 75?, Lasted about 18 months?, We'll thats me just had mine. All I need now is a few disco biscuits and a plate of electric soup and I'll be right as rain. Nope, your right, Jose would never come back with those two wank stains still around, And who could blame him.........Mind you, if they could be unseated?! wouldn't be the worst thing that could happen. Blue is THE colour

Football365 BUCK HINTS AT CLEAR-OUT - BUT NO JOSE Posted 13/04/09 18:16 EmailPrintSave Chelsea 6/4, Draw 2/1, Liverpool 2/1 Chelsea chairman Bruce Buck has hinted at a possible summer clear-out at Stamford Bridge after dismissing suggestions of a return for former boss Jose Mourinho. Buck expects some of the current squad will be sold to fund new signings during the summer months but did not rule out owner Roman Abramovich spending his own cash to get the right player. The futures of Didier Drogba, Florent Malouda, Salomon Kalou and Deco have already come under scrutiny this season and Chelsea may be ready to cash in on some of their stars to fund a rebuilding programme under their new manager. "I think I could maybe discuss transfers generally," said Buck. "We are expecting some players to leave this summer, I don't know whether it is three, four or five, and several players to come in. "In the large part we would like to fund acquisitions with sales, that just makes good business, but I think that if the player came along at the right price, and it was a hefty price, and it worked for Chelsea, then Mr Abramovich would be willing to invest more money in the club for that transfer - but by and large we'd like to purchase players with funds that have been received by selling players." Much will depend on who replaces interim boss Guus Hiddink. He will end his temporary spell with the Blues this summer and return to the Russian national team full-time. AC Milan boss Carlo Ancelotti is rumoured to be the favourite to arrive as his replacement but Buck ruled out a return for Mourinho, who left by mutual consent in September 2007. "Jose was a great coach, he is a great guy but I think his time at Chelsea Football Club has passed," Buck told a fans' forum. "We didn't fire him; it was mutual that he left the club. The board and Jose were not seeing eye-to-eye on a number of things and it was time we parted company. "We have great respect, obviously, for what he did for Chelsea, we are on great terms with him. I saw him at the Manchester United match, he is a great guy and he did great things for the club. "But in September 2007 Jose and the board and Roman decided it was time for Jose to leave." Buck also confirmed that Hiddink will not be staying at the club. "Guus came here on a temporary basis two months ago and it is thanks to the Russian FA that he was able to come here; it is purely a temporary role," said the American. "There has been a lot of speculation about him staying, particularly as he has been doing a great job. That will not be the case. "It is now up to the board to find a new manager for the long term and that is a process that we have started and is ongoing. Anything you might read is just speculation at this stage. When we have an agreement for our new manager we will announce it." Meanwhile Hiddink rejected suggestions he had lined up key Dutch recruits for Chelsea's back-room staff. Ramond Verheijen, a sports scientist, and physio Arno Philips were reportedly heading for Chelsea as further evidence that Hiddink was looking to stay. Verheijen has worked alongside Hiddink with Australia, South Korea, Holland and Russia and he leaves Feyenoord on June 1. But Hiddink said: "I've had the two guys with me very many years in my staff. I used them during preparation at the 2002 World Cup. "I used both of them in preparation for the recent European championships with Russia. I know them very well and their methods of working but there's nothing in it regarding Chelsea."