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If he played WELL for the next 30 games and then got injured, we would miss him. But if he played instead of Lampard, we would be missing Lampard. In the end, it's what do we want our midfield to do. Mikel, Essien, Ballack and Lampard are all important in my opinion, but we can only play 3 of them.

I'm just saying you've displayed some... chauvinistic qualities recently, so I wouldn't put using "smack my bitch up" past you.

That was easy

Example: Alex's goal against Villa

Well he's started scoring, he works hard and creates chances. There's three things for ya.

Pff don't defend yourself in that way, Gate 16 would certainly use that term in such a way. I'd pick Ballack at the moment, he's playing well. We could try the two next to each other, but that means either Essien and Mikel miss out and they are both also very important.

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We don't strictly need him, but he is a good player and capable of playing for a top 4 side in the future.

We could do better and I hope we do. We could also do worse.

Haha that was hilarious Mike. Belletti didn't have exactly a great game yesterday, his defending was shoddy at times. Several times he committed himself to a crap tackle on the half way line, leaving a massive gap for them to run in behind us.

Hahaha.

The reason we've done better this time around is because apart from Villa the opposition has been a doddle, and this time, thanks to Mourinho's signings, we've actually had adequate defensive cover.

I think it's time we put the snowflakes away, the holiday period has finished now.

You know what he means. To anyone outside of the top 4, we are the top 4. Can't really call them the top 3 cause then that places us 4th or below!

Scousers

Liverpool a few weeks ago, numbnuts

He's a scouser, that's why

We missed his forward running and drive.

Ack, that sucks Cara. Get well soon

We didn't play well in the first half because everything we did didn't come off. If the moves had worked, we'd have looked like world beaters. Just the way it is.

His only fault today was giving that lad Sidwell a run out.

Yeah that's the answer, but any time we do well it's down to Clarke. How do we know this? We're just guessing. I've caught myself saying it sometimes, and I just had to take a step back and think about it.