Madmax

If you're so sure why do you keep spamming the thread with the same messages? Oh yeah, you're just here because this is "hilarious"

I like how he manages to wind everyone up

Everton fans crying about how 'nice guys finish last'. lol K.

People on an Everton forum I'm reading through atm seem to think Kenwright made him hand in the TR to try an appease supporters because he knew he'd be accepting the bid. Say he has a history of doing this. http://www.thesecretfootballer.com/articles/tsf-diary/27894/john-stones-deal-done-and-dusted-chelsea-can-offer-so-much-more-than-everton/ ^ That's a good read. Chelsea will compensate him for the bonus he loses by requesting a transfer.

Fans of all football clubs would be better off if they recognized the place of their clubs in the food chain, the grand scheme of things. Most don't however and thus suffer from delusions of grandeur. Liverpudlians seem to suffer from it more so than others.

Marchisio, Pereyra (sp?), Khedira, Asamoah, Isla + Witsel for Pogba ... 6 for 3 positions. I could also be missing someone out.

They are looking at Witsel (Di Marzio) so something's definitely happening as far as Juve's CM position is concerned.

Torres was a better striker. I know you're using the metaphor in terms of manager preference though.

"he is a liability anyway" I'm done.

Why not both? We can afford it.

Let's be honest - live in London, play under Mourinho and take over from Terry or live in Manchester, listen to pig face and babysit Smalling. Hmm, tough choice.

Another loan?

Nah I'm expecting David Conn to froth all over his latest piece in the Guardian about why Chelsea are literally Hitler.

Good people are good. Bad people throw their toys out the pram and paint others as evil because somebody they don't know personally made a career choice.

Damn. Didn't know you had that in your locker.

Careful now, some people here are real sensitive about Lukaku.

Guess you don't know him as well as you thought, huh? Oh I know - Johnny boy is a mercenary now.

The fuck? See thread has grown 2 pages in under an hour and come here to find nothing but silliness.

Seriously, if the mods have had their fun can we please go back to normality? I feel like I'm reading off an alphabet chart every time I open one of these threads.

We should aim higher than ''not bad''. One moment we're supposedly looking at JT's successor, the next we settle for this? Hoping it's a leak timed in conjunction with Stones' transfer request to force Everton to take the money and run while they have the chance.

Fuck's sake, no. If nothing happens with Stones wait a year and go out for someone with a higher ceiling and serviceability than Garay or Subotic.

It just looks like Hannah Montana to me.

That's what she said

The name change is the most exciting thing to have happened in this thread in years.

Do not speak that way about the mostest hardest working-est, corner winning-est, nicest guy the world has ever seen.