Madmax

I thought we banned caughtoffside.com along with goal.com ...

Malouda!

Wake me up when something actually happens. First Aguero, then Ramires and now Neymar. Can't take anymore of these transfer sagas.

Now that is smart.

I'm guessing 4, not that it matters.

Phew. Glad that's out of the way. Welcome to Chelsea!

What is SSN?

My my they've got a fair few tossers haven't they? Balotelli, Tevez, Robinho, Bellamy. This morn I read a piece which said Stephen Ireland is holding up the part exchange Milner deal because he wants 2 mil quid before he accepts a move to Villa. Things are never dull around the City of Man-tasters

Welcome mate

He says he has no problems with anyone calling anything they want. Let's call him a rat in every post we make and then see how he feels. Oh wait, he wouldn't feel anything. He's on hash.

Haha gotta give them marks for conviction in their piss poor team.

When asked about the ins and outs at the club so far Carlo mentioned Benayoun and then said something like 'and now Ramires' so it's just a formality now. Hopefully the signing is announced before I go to sleep otherwise there'll be a lot of tossing and turning tonight haha

They can screw themselves. Who gives a damn about Sky Sports anyway.

Argh dampener

Ban people calling Benayoun a 'rat' too.

This PC has to be about Ramires. Haha lovin it.

Good to see he lad hasn't given up on making it with us some day. Not sure if the club thinks that way though. Shame really.

Nice to see Carlo having real faith in him

Arrgh two pointless Championship loan moves in Bertrand and Cork ...

Oh boy *facepalm* Why not just stick with the lovely white kit from last season? Don't get the idea behind having 3 new kits every year. Surely one of the away or third kits can be kept the same for a couple of seasons.

Once bitten, twice shy

I think Frank's too classy to turn his back on England. I don't think he'll ever make himself unavailable for selection.

Does England have no good youngsters in that age bracket? Hope we don't end up in a mess because of his age. Don't want another controversy.

Welcome mate, stick around

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