Madmax

Oh boy.

It is the club which pays his wages.

Too early to be speaking about this record, don't y'all think?

I already put this up in his thread in the Player Database section.

Meh. Twitter's shite if you ask me.

Don't know the exact minutes, but Van Der Sar broke it in 08/09

I did! Shipped out Matt Taylor

Thanks Stevo, much appreciated

I tried that mate but once I make the transfers, there's no 'Confirm' or such button on that page!

I didn't come across a post expressly banning it, I thought only NOTW and Daily Mail are banned, but I'm not sure. In any case, it's only in the Football Banter section, so no harm done.

Thanks mate. now, how do I make transfers? LOL I'm bad at this.

or because it is the greatest club in the world, most prestigious, what an honour blah blah

I see your video, and I raise you this -

Or this

Em I think you got it wrong there mate. This section is about players linked with Chelsea. Do you have newspaper reports/ football website articles linking us to him?

How do I change my formation? I currently have a 4-4-2 but want to switch to a 4-5-1. How do I go about it?

Kalou has to show signs of being a Chelsea starter now. He's 25 and needs to prove his worth to the team. Okay he's good as an impact sub but at some point that has to be converted to being a good consistent starter and his downfall has always been consistency. Generally speaking I think there's a dearth of good centre forwards in the game today and Kalou imo would be best playing off such a striker.

Agreed. Couldn't have put it better.

Carlo confirms no Ramires, Bruma, Kakuta tomorrow.Ivan to start. Gk : Cech DF : Ivan, Alex, Terry, Cole DM : Mikel CM : Essien, Lampard FW : Anelka, Drogba, Malouda Subs : Hilario/Turnbull, Zhirkov, PvA, Matic, Benayoun, Kalou, Sturridge

Story : The Sun

Source : Official CFC website

I'd call him Manuf

This dickhead just finds new ways to annoy me. First Le Arse, now Squirts. Fuck you, Gallas.

Speechless. Terrible terrible news. Can't begin to imagine how horrible it must be for him to retire at 21. Good to see the club look after him and provide for his future. Hope he earns his badges and becomes a top class coach at his boyhood club. Good luck Sam.