Madmax

Passing and retention is so crap. Yes they're pressing well but we're not helping ourselves. If Ivanovic, Cahill or Willian get the ball you can bet the next touch will be Liverpool's. I also would like to place on record my complete hatred of Jon Champion. Hazard brought down - " He didn't need a second invitation to go to ground"; Markovic obviously playacting - "CAUGHT BY THE FLAILING FINGERS OF THE BRAZILIAN'S LEFT ARM!!!"

So the source is DM? We'd do well to get that price but it'd be stupid to sell without an upgrade lined up.

Yes, that wonderful German! Marco Marin

2015 Hummels or 'world class'. Pick one.

FUCKING GET IN. Fuck you Mansour and your fucking dodgy Etihad deals. Fuck you Pellegrino and your smug jammy ass. Fuck you FA and your incompetent wankstain referees. Fuck you Lampard you fat lying scheming fuck. FUCK YOU ALL. We better put the league to bed next gameweek.

Using this to once again post the footballing brain that is His Highness Didi Hamann's pronouncements back in August : "Costa is overrated. He had a couple of good years for Atlético Madrid, but his biggest asset is his physicality and while he could bully defenders in Spain, in England they will not be scared of him; as we saw at the World Cup, he is not a ball-playing striker. He was badly found out for Spain. They should have kept Samuel Eto'o for another season and I do not see Diego Costa offering them much." That's not all ... "Cesc Fábregas is obviously a very good signing. I played against him a few times and he is gifted. But is he dominant enough to change Chelsea's style? Can he do that on his own? Has he got the players around him to bring out the best in him? I am not so sure." But wait, there's more ... "Forget about Chelsea, I have a feeling that Van Gaal's United will be the biggest threat to City." Fascinating. Go on, Didi ... "I am happy with the players Liverpool have signed, although they still need a centre-forward. Lambert and Adam Lallana have shown they can play in the Premier League; Emre Can and Lazar Markovic still have to do that but they are very exciting. Dejan Lovren will also improve the Liverpool defence, although the criticism of them was too harsh last season. They have moved to strengthen the full-back positions and are better defensively than people make out." Okay, one more ... "Arsenal look like the best London team"

The bear looks like it's fearing for it's life.

https://gfycat.com/GiftedScentedArchaeopteryx That's fucking ridiculous, that.

3 Arsenal legends, nice.

Fair play Brana, second assist in 2 games.

Changes, please.

I'm going to run out of jizz soon.

I swear this forum keeps telling me this guy is a donkey and in fact the worst no. 10 around?

Jizz everywhere

I'd suck Fabregas off, no kidding.

Not fussed; someone to play the Ferreira role.

Match in less than 2 hrs and only 7 pages in this thread? Oh that's right, we did win the previous game.

Oscar's assist was sooo nasty, I had to delete my browser history after that. (borrowed from reddit)

Why don't you fuck off again?

What absolute fucking horseshit bollocks. Frank Lampard is a snake.

30m?

"This period has since been extended by Man City" --> trying to wash his hands off having any say in the matter "I'm very excited about New York and making us succeed in the MLS as soon as possible" --> Yeah, just let me try and help my actual paymasters get one over Chelsea first. Twat. Fuck you Fat Frank.

How does Salah not get a game ahead of the shower of shit that is Herr Schurrle at the moment?

Doesn't sound like we're missing out on much.

Fuck this shit. What a pisstake.