Madmax

Spartak.

Is there honestly no way that shit rags like the one above can be sued for blatant misrepresentation?

Never a dull moment.

All that's true of course, but not sure if now is the time or place to confess publicly. Have a nagging feeling he's getting things off his chest and get his say in because the sack might be looming. I hope not.

Sturridge : Behold my deadly left foot y'all. Essien : How does he do that? Oriol : I'm not standing in the wall when Sturridge takes freekicks in training. Torres : I wish I could do that. AVB : I wish Nando could do that.

Incredible. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skbwAkoA8LY

Stamford Bridge isn't actually in Chelsea ... is Battersea?

Another left footer?

Just watched the 3 guys 1 hammer video. Words fail me.

He scored a tap-in.

I think I would kill for that. No, seriously.

What was he doing so high up the pitch in open play? Great composure to tuck that in. That Holland strip is class, btw.

Get well soon! Avoid touching others ... and yourself

How many bloody threads do we need for this speculation?

'If he does'/ 'How long would he stay'/ 'Who will he play'/ 'Who will he sign'/ ... bollocks. How about showing the current manager some respect and refraining from thrashing out fantasy scenarios involving someone who is at this moment at another club with massive headaches of his own to worry about? Jesus, the guy shows up in London and everyone gets their knickers in a twist.

He's deliberately doing that though, some kind of joke only he seems to find funny. Bet he wasn't laughing once handed the pink slip and getting in deep shit, was he?

Nobody spells 'cunt' more than Bellamy and Barton.

Struck by The Thunderbolt. Read The Godfather for the reference.

How about if we throw Kalouda in, just to sweeten the deal?

http://backpagefootb...ths-at-chelsea/ Thorough. ........................................................................ Would love to know if this is true.

Do not tell me he meant to do that

Pretty wound-up you are. Nevermind.

Now now don't go all statistical on us. #LuiztoDM.

Personally hoping for Hazard.