Madmax

Please post more. I could look at your ava all day long.

Eh what? 1. Pace 2. Trickery 3. Unpredictability 4. The ability to beat a man 5. Versatility

FYI, Ldn Blue is Indian as well.

I love that show!

It's disgusting how the tabloids mock his speech impediment.

I'm off to play a one-off against Newcastle on FIFA to get a reasonable idea of how the game will pan out tonight, because that's just what rational adults do.

As far as RBs go, Ferreira is 5x the player Bosingwa can ever hope to be.

For the last time - Ba was offside, the Luiz 'incident' is rendered irrelevant.

VB is a donkey. Disaster waiting to happen.

The poll says 'Scott Parker - best player in England'. I'm sorry, but wha ..? Harry, is that you?

Yes. I'd like to see : Cech Ferreira Ivan JT Cole Romeu Mikel Ramires Mata Sturridge Torres

1. Ollie 2. Strike 3. Terminator X 4. The Big Drog

They are.

A true legend. Can't imagine a Juve squad without him, just like it's difficult to think of a Roma side without Totti.

Being a Giallorossi follower, this couldn't have been better news. Under Enrique the season has been a bit hit-and-miss but the foundations are there for the type of football AVB swears by. I wish him luck, happy for the man.

Voted Ramires for both - Player and Goal of the season awards.

That writer is on his period.

Dafuq did I just read.

We've been over this before - it's been a fail so far.

Can't remember a goal scored from outside the box against us, except Nani at OT .. and even that was offside.

Persona non grata.

It's probably for the best as far as Harry's concerned, it's not like he would been able to make head or tail of the appointment letter anyway, what with his illiteracy et al.

Considering Hodgson's experience in national team management and his record at mediocre teams like Fulham and West Brom (no disrespect ..) and the fact that a glance at the England squad reveals them to be no more than a bunch of mediocre players plus Rooney, it's a good choice.

Is the OP meant to be a piss take?

Voted Artinho, looks the most talkshow-ish while not trying to do too much.