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Cucu just isn't athletic / fast enough. We are vulnerable every time on his side, and what exactly does he give to make up for it?

Ziyech is one of the most one footed players we've ever had. Team isn't really utilising Enzo yet. Should be looking to play it to him every time we can.

Mount and Havertz still look shit.

Can't play a game of football with your todger lined up wrong

We'll see if he is undroppable when Felix is back imo

Source? Have historically found these "line up leaks" before the game always wrong...

That's your only issue with that lineup?

Hoping to see Enzo, Mudryk and Madueke all play tbh. Enzo will be so much more dangerous with the acceleration / pace of the other two, and Havertz will become a lot more dangerous as well imo (he presumably has to play too given we still don't have a striker and Felix is out) What's the dealio with our injuries - James, Chilly, Kante?

They’re both brilliant and unique, hard to say who is better. Ideally I’d have both!

Boehly is the fucking god father I will kneel and kiss the motherfucking ring I swear to God, will ya’ll have some faith now??!

I don’t relax until it’s signed and he’s posted in a Chelsea shirt with announcements everywhere

I am sure Fabrizio does not know fuck all about what's happening behind the scenes

How comes 1 hour?

What's everyone's feeling then? Enzo is happening or not? s

I don't think we can realistically pay the RC with taxes and all and have it all show up in FFP in one year, it would make the whole thing unfeasible right? So I assume its just cash in 2 instalments which is a v fair deal if so assuming we're matching or exceeding the clause in value.

2 instalments would be totally fair, I assume we pitched such a high number originally to let them have rope to "win" the negotiation

What was life like before the transfer window? Does anyone remember? I don't even know what I'll do with myself when it is over and I have to find something to do other than refresh ~10 pages.

Not sure what to think, if the number on offer is agreeable and they just want it upfront I assume we can sort that. Do not believe we will trigger clause+tax under any circumstances, so if that is the real deal then this whole thing is off but if that were true we would not have been there or 2 days negotiating. Most likely there is some way to still get him but if the club have given up fair enough, it is a lot of money and a lot of risk so they have to do what feels right on balance to them. It is money once spent we can't spend elsewhere after all.

From big money moves for Mudryk or Caicedo to eventually getting another Chelsea reject out of desperation at bargain basement prices.

I'm sure plenty of us, especially the ones based in London, have a shit load of friends that are Arsenal friends too - that is partly why this is so fucking hilarious for me and I hope it happens, got so many people dropping me messages panicking and crying, just sheer disbelief and horror like I have not seen from them in years lmfao

I really hope we sell Jorginho to them just because their fans are melting down so hard over it. Agent Jorgi.

Feels like everyone is just waiting for Rui Costa and he’s enjoying being the man and having people wait on him

Why can’t it just be over

£45m for Gallagher would be good business, throw in a buy back clause at £75m just in case.

I would be absolutely disgusted if we buy our record transfer that we need urgently and let him go out on loan. Part of the justification for paying so much now is that we need him now. Surely not being discussed at any level in negotiations, even as a joke.