The Skipper

I hope Mourinho instructs him to quicken up his play more. He has the ability there, but it really is up to both John and Jose to actually implement that ability in the correct way.

It's working. Not as neat as the full version though.

Jim, will this be available to access via mobile phone? (iPhone)

There's intelligent and objective debates, then there's saying that Hazard had a poor to average season. Wonder if you actually watched us last year.

Good idea Jim. Keep up the good work.

Probably £35m I think.

You said, "in the end its going to cost us this season if the club don't wake up and bring in Suarez!!!" Naturally people are going to insinuate that you mean it'll cost us this season if we don't bring in Suarez.

Jose played Mikel as a DM in 12 of the 27 games Mikel actually played. In the other games Mikel played with Makelele. Jose isn't the one that turned Mikel into a holding midfield player - it was the subsequent use of him there after Jose went that made Mikel into the player he is now. It wasn't Mikel's goals that were "destroyed", he was never really a goal getter - it was more his creativity and freedom that was prohibited. Marco Van Ginkel will not grab as many goals in this Chelsea side like he did for Vitesse last season even if he doesn't play the most defensive player in the pivot simply because he'll have to restrain himself more as he'll have 4 players in front of him that'll do most of the attacking in the final third. MVG is a B2B midfielder, Mikel was a playmaker, there's a difference.

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Eid Mubarak to my Muslim bros and sisters.

I'm not sticking up for him, just telling you the facts. I don't think JT's a saint at all, but Suarez is the bigger cunt for sure, and that was my initial point anyway.

According to the Barcelona manager he has no knowledge of the David Luiz bid so it isn't true.

It's really ridiculous isn't it. You have more sense than a lot of people on here.

We must've definitely strongly told them he isn't for sale then. Good of true.

He's predominantly a left winger that plays in the centre. He rarely plays on the right.

I wouldn't sell Moses for Willian simply because Moses is homegrown and Willian isn't even a right winger to begin with.

You need to get a grip yourself. Posts like these really, really irk me.

He was injured before the bid came though. You're overreacting. Just relax and let it be. We'll only sell if Luiz wanted to go, and he hasn't said he does so there's no reason to panic.

That was a long time ago. It's been "Enjoy The Life" for a long time now.

I actually can't wait till this transfer window is closed, people are worrying way too much.

He hasn't had Chelsea in his bio for ages.

We could've, but the club must think that Rooney is attainable enough to ignore someone like Jovetic. I don't think the club would be putting all of their eggs in one basket if they didn't think Rooney was gettable.

He hasn't at all tbf. What we've seen so far is probably Schurrle at 60%. When he's up and running, fit and sharp, he's a lot more dangerous.

No, I've always said from the beginning for weeks now that Wayne is exactly what we need, regardless of what happened against Real today simply because we don't have a striker of his ilk in the team. Torres, Lukaku and Ba all find it difficult to hold the ball in tight spaces so their link up play isn't as good as what Rooney would bring to the table. Rooney's ability and intelligence in playing in between the lines is exactly why we need a striker like him as its more beneficial for the likes of Hazard or Mata when they do have that focal point who can bring them into play there. That in itself adds massively to our build up play - having a striker that's on the same wavelength as the three in behind him with his movement, first touch, technical ability etc; our current strikers don't really have those capabilities at this moment. Lukaku can still learn it but it's far too late for Ba and Torres. I completely get why Mourinho wants him, even wanted him before Mourinho was officially unveiled as it makes perfect sense to me.

1. She wasn't Wayne Bridge's wife at the supposed time. 2. They've both denied it. 3. I was talking about things that have happened on the pitch. Did Terry allegedly shag her on the pitch or something? No.