Serious suggestion. Going into next season with no recognisable ST is going to end in disaster. I for one am not willing to take the chance on Havertz and Werner regaining form when neither of which have showed any signs they can handle the physicality and pace of the league consistently.
We aren't getting Kane or Haaland. I think we need to come back to earth and make that abundantly clear. Lukaku is a disaster waiting to happen. We all know it. Then there are Bundelisga fans are warning us to avoid Andre Silva. We may as well go for someone with relatively low risk who could potentially have some resale value.