Vesper

agree, this is the level of ambition we should be going for Poch would do wonders with either. and SELL ALL THE DREGS and the wannabes plus get a WC keeper and Rasmus Højlund as our CF the rest can wait as we simply are bound by FFP (although I so wish he could grab Arsen Zakharyan on the cheap, but those sanctions will still block it I fear)

he is so injury plagued out for the rest of the season

https://www.football-observatory.com/IMG/sites/b5wp/2022/wp420/en/ The 420th edition of the CIES Football Observatory Weekly Post uses Wyscout data on dribbling in domestic league matches over the last 365 days to compile a world ranking of the best dribblers according to an index combining the frequency and percentage of successful dribbles, as well as the sporting level of teammates and opponents. Only footballers who have not yet turned 23 and have played at least 1’500 domestic league minutes are included. Real Madrid’s Brazilian winger Vinícius Júnior tops the list with a successful dribble every 15 minutes and 32 seconds, and a success rate of 50.3% in highly competitive matches. His compatriot Ângelo Gabriel of Santos FC ranks second with even more impressive statistics, albeit in lower-level games: one successful dribble every 13 minutes and 56 seconds with a 64.2% success rate. Bayern Munich’s Jamal Musiala rounds up the podium ahead of AFC Ajax’s Mohammed Kudus. Players from 35 different leagues are in the top 100, with Spain’s La Liga in first place (11 representatives), one more than the English Premier League and Argentina’s Primera División. Born on 23 December 2004, Brighton & Hove Albion’s Facundo Buonanotte is the youngest player in the top 100, followed by Ângelo Gabriel (born just two days earlier), RB Salzburg’s Israeli Oscar Gloukh and Vélez Sarsfield’s Julián Fernández. Ranking of U23 attacking players according to the Dribble index

Houssem Aouar agrees to five-year deal with Roma https://romapress.net/houssem-aouar-agrees-to-five-year-deal-with-roma/ free transfer

still no concrete plans Boehly could start to get on my right side if he just said fuck it and built the Roman temple to football

that pic had me worried for a second we were looking at that rotter Guendouzi thank fuck it is West Ham

they will never come close to getting that

a problem with Ugarte is that he is Conor Gallagher level rash, so many nasty challenges

TAA?

ffs sigh watch him go to Manure and blow up

2 years they have a 1 year extension option Contract expires: Jun 30, 2024 Contract option: club option 1 year

that injury in late 2021 fucked us out of £17m for him from Lokomotiv Moscow (they would have spent the money as that contract allowed them to skirt the sanctions) they were likely to exercise the buy option but then he was seriously injured and got sent back he scored the late equaliser for Lokomotive v Marseille in an Europa League game

NUFC have to hold on, and now (after Brighton choked and were eviscerated at home by Everton 1 5) only Pool (after they beat Spids) can knock them out of CL I wager IF Pool do sneak into CL, this has to be Klopp's 2nd best EPL season coaching-wise (after the 2019/20 season when they won it by 18 points as Citeh had their only shit season in ages) they were completely in the mud not that long ago

yes, I just saw that!!! pure choke!! ffs what a horrid season all round, including non Chels things, as BHA hot nuked at home 1 5 by an up till now horiffic Everton team, so zero chance they make the CL, this guanatees it is likely its Manure or Pool(or even worse, both IF NUFC collapse (watch us beat them to give both Manure and Pool CL, grrrrrr) if we blew a 3 1 lead at SB and missed CL (the only real equivalent I can think of, or maybe missed the Europa League and got stuck in that utterly shite Conference League) I would look for a rope and chair deffo want Luton to win the playoffs now

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

finally

jinx

fuck off!

fucking PGMOL

harsh yellow!!!!!

our lowest league tally of goals in 99 years so far madness

hell yes!!!!!!!

woooooooooottttttttttttttttttt

so sad that Philip Billing is now a far better player than RLC basically same age and size (Billing is 4 months younger and 2 cms taller) Billing has 7 league goals in only 2500 minutes as a CMF RLC has zero goals in all comps in 1700 minutes