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They are now just like Juve, 3 starting level RW'ers Martins, Vitolo, and Correa surely one has got to go My god, they are fucking loaded Inter is getting there too

Just another day in GrannyLand Antonio knows

Reminds me of this pronger NEYMAR UNFOLLOWS CAVANI ON INSTAGRAM AFTER HE REFUSED TO ALLOW HIM TAKE A PENALTY KICK http://www.informationng.com/2017/09/neymar-unfollows-cavani-instagram-refused-allow-take-penalty-kick-video.html

sell him to Sporting Lisbon! He will learn about proper bovver-booted thugs and what they think of backchat from whingey players right 'n quick

I am half bajan, you are a yardie (I assume), so as one westie to another, dun let deh damn frog vex ya mon ya always gonna run into people wid no broughtupsy please dont go all argy bargy, as if you do on every single likkle ting, ya end up in deh jenkins

Sarri's James Dean? https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/8g5w8x/the-human-v11n1 In the early 90s, I decided to shoot film and video footage of Larry with his James Dean collection. By then I'd already read the books Hollywood Babylon I and II, and knew all of the juicy gossip about James Dean. You know, like his "thriving colony of crabs" and "anonymous sex binges with leather daddies at an East Hollywood S&M bar." And don't forget his reputed nickname, The Human Ashtray, given because he liked to get his pals to put out their smokes on him.

Tricky Trees for real, lolol

We could have had ICARDI for only 110m euro (£98m) up until recently when his release clause at that level expired

I think it's fear we actually end up USING him

Chelsea signing either of this £80m duo as replacement for Courtois could be the biggest blunder https://soccersouls.com/2018/07/25/chelsea-signing-either-of-this-80m-duo-as-replacement-for-courtois-could-be-the-biggest-blunder/

INTER CONSIDER CHELSEA DEFENDER AS VRSALJKO ALTERNATIVE https://forzaitalianfootball.com/2018/07/inter-consider-zappacosta-chelsea-vrsaljko-alternative/ As Inter face an increasing struggle to sign defender Sime Vrsaljko from Atletico Madrid, they are lining up a plan B in the form of Chelsea’s Davide Zappacosta. Coach Luciano Spalletti has made it clear that he wants a new right-back and would ideally like him to be in place for the start of next week, although they have faced a battle in their bid for the Croatia international. According to La Gazzetta dello Sport, there is growing frustration that their number one target remains in Atletico’s plans, and they will not give him up in a transfer or initial loan with the right to make it permanent, despite Inter striking an agreement with the player himself.

was it Manc U? I was thinking it was Shitty or even more likely, the Scousers

If I was a bloke and meeting Granny and the board in person I have my top WOOD WOOD HUGH SAD CREW SWEAT https://www.endclothing.com/gb/wood-wood-hugh-sad-crew-sweat-11835620-2426-wh.html

I vote Rob Green as striker over Morata at this point at least he wont dive as much as he might break a hip, being 39 in 5 and half months and all

Atalanta, Pasalic completes transfer from Chelsea https://www.calciomercato.com/en/news/atalanta-pasalic-completes-transfer-from-chelsea-14538

G R A N N Y

Sporting Players Injured After 50 Hooded Fans Attack Squad and Trash Training Ground https://www.90min.com/posts/6061350-photos-sporting-players-injured-after-50-hooded-fans-attack-squad-and-trash-training-ground

LOLOL, they actually thought they could do a straight swap???????? Idiots! That's what you get when you have a bloody predatory yank hedge fund snatch yer team Hedge fund billionaire Paul Singer’s ruthless strategies include bullying CEOs, suing governments and seizing their navy’s ships https://qz.com/1001650/hedge-fund-billionaire-paul-singers-ruthless-strategies-include-bullying-ceos-suing-governments-and-seizing-their-navys-ships/

LOLOl my favourite Tequila DON JULIO 1942 https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/20505/don-julio-1942-tequila

well, I would have a slap to my face before a kick to my fanny, but that doesn't mean I desire either