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At his age, let's hope the pitch doesn't hit back

You made me spit my Bellini on my serval he isnt amused, lolol

They better start weighing like they are a butcher at the Ginger Pig on a Saturday morn!!!!!!!!!!! FFS, there is barely 2 weeks left in the window and we have ONE in the door, even deals said to be done and dusted are dragging on like a RuPaul rerun

And some people wonder why I am a Serie A wanna-raid bish!! It is also by far the non-EPL league I watch and enjoy the most, with the Bundesliga a distant 3rd overall, the La Liga 4th, Ligue 1 5th.. I don't follow the Allsvenskan here in Sweden much at all, as I am London born n bred (Onslow Square in South Kensington to be precise, so the Bridge was a mile or so walk straight down Fulham Rd ), so never was brought up in a Swedish team culture here (plus the footie is dodgy).

The one move he might make is to play for France in the next WC after he got shit on this time, he has brought it up (that he is eligible) their winger choices would then be Kylian Mbappe Leroy Sane Thomas Lemar Ousmane Dembélé that's just SICK!! they are all 19 to 22 years old too!!! just those 4 are worth over half a BILLION quid in market transfer cost and that list is not not even counting Anthony Martial Florian Thauvin Kingsley Coman Nabil Fekir (who can play winger as well as AMF) look at the team you could make of NON WC French players this would be my 23 GK Alban Lafont CB Aymeric Laporte by far best non capped player in world, a top 10 in world CB CB Dayot Upamecano CB Clément Lenglet CB Malang Sarr LB Layvin Kurzawa LB Jordan Amavi RB Nordi Mukiele (superb young player, should be a household name in a few years) RB Léo Dubois DMF Geoffrey Kondogbia (can play deep holding MF too) DMF Lucas Tousart CMF Adrien Rabiot CMF Jean Michaël Seri (another player all big clubs are chasing) CMF Tanguy Ndombélé (many of the bigger clubs want him, especially Spurs and Atletico Madrid and Man U) AMF Houssem Aouar (HUGE talent, only 20 will go for £50m plus soon) AMF Dimitri Payet LW Leroy Sane (if he switches from Germany) LW Kingsley Coman RW Allan Saint-Maximin (next great under radar French RW, only 20, will go for at least 30 or 40m soon) RW Maxwel Cornet CF Alexandre Lacazette CF Anthony Martial CF Jean-Kévin Augustin BRUTAL and young and big team, super pacey too Switch one player that's a possible DEEP into CL level team with right manager in a couple years

Latest CIES Football Observatory Performance Rankings for the last 6 months in the big 5 Leagues http://www.football-observatory.com/-rankings-_none The CIES Football Observatory has conceived a unique approach to rate players on a match-by-match basis by taking into account the pitch production and efficiency at both individual and collective level. Using data from OptaPro, the values presented refer to the averages for matches played at big-5 league level over four different time periods: last week, last month, last three months and last six months. To be included in the rankings, a players must have been rated for a sufficient number of games. For more information, please contact us at [email protected]. http://www.football-observatory.com/IMG/pdf/note02en.pdf (methodology) snip

They could ask to be in a non shit league

Yes, between that and seeing his real height after many many times watching Napoli, I am not so crazed to get him as I was 2 years ago (when I was crazed to get him and Alex Sandro and Nainggolan) tempus fugit STILL, for £60 to 70m, hell yes! But Napoli/De Laurentiis are insanely hard to deal with (as I am sure we all know!)

I am 1.83m (I know, tall for a girl, but not so much here in Stockholm as opposed to when I am in London) so maybe I chase him down for the real tell, lolol

I am all up for that, but that cunt Mo would rather cut off one of his jacobs than sell us martial from all I see

Proof of height (that the 1.95m of Napoli listing was tosh) in fact he may not even be 1.87m Salif Sane (number 6) is listed at 1.96m and on his left is number 13, Alfred N'Diaye, who is listed in TM as 1.87m as well, and is obviously taller, although look at his feet, he (N'Diaye) is raising up onto toes a bit

Well, as Green is 38, soon 39, Pepe Reina wont be the oldest player on the books anymore. seriously, wtf?????

Liverpool could win the title IF they sign a truly top 10 CB, like Koulibaly (I think it was them who just bid 100 mil euro for him and De Laurentiis shot it down) or Marquinhos. KK and van Dijk would be scary as hell, two giant tanks with speed and great ball play. They were loaded elsewhere, BUT a big loss with Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain out for year (we dodged a bullet!!! yayay ), so I think they were insane to pull out of the Fekir deal (unless there REALLY IS something wrong with him physically). Isco on that team would maybe push them into 1st, if they get that CB Lovren SUX,Matip is bläääää (coin toss between Lovren and Cahill, lolololol, only age makes Cahill worse) I rate them 2nd in EPL, after Shitty (who REALLLLLY need a DMF and IMHO a world class CB too, so maybe it was Shitty who bid the 100m euros.)

Tielemans regressed, BUT he did play really well in the WC Youri Tielemans dans les flops de la première partie de saison en Ligue 1 https://www.7sur7.be/7s7/fr/1760/Ligue-1/article/detail/3331832/2017/12/22/Youri-Tielemans-dans-les-flops-de-la-premiere-partie-de-saison-en-Ligue-1.dhtml

LOL, I was thinking of him, but only because his head is kinda square

Napoli rejected €100m Koulibaly offer from Premier League club - De Laurentiis https://www.fourfourtwo.com/news/napoli-rejected-eu100m-koulibaly-offer-premier-league-club-de-laurentiis Napoli's outspoken president Aurelio De Laurentiis says the Serie A side have rejected an offer of €100million for Kalidou Koulibaly. Published 28 min ago Kalidou Koulibaly was the subject of a €100million offer from a Premier League club, according to Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis. Senegal defender Koulibaly starred as Napoli pushed Juventus hard in the Serie A title race last season, although they eventually fell short. The centre-back, who played all three games at the World Cup for his country, has long been a reported transfer target for Chelsea and Manchester United. Chelsea appointed former Napoli coach Maurizio Sarri to replace Antonio Conte and have already signed Jorginho from the Partenopei. I know it wasnt us (sob), it would have to be Man U or Liverpool or Man City The last 2 (especially LPool) make the most sense they both are short a world class CB (I detest Otamendi and Stones, and obviously the Scousers need a partner for Virgil, as Lovren is SHIT van Dijk and KK together is terrifying thought

You are also saying the Rugani deal is not going to happen? IF we are done with all signings (basically Jorginho and nothing else) and all stay we are FUCKED will absolutely struggle to even qualify for Europa League the clubhouse is going to be POISON too especially if Courtois and Willian and Morata are there if one of our CB's goes down we have either a 17 yo or CAHILL (absolute SHIT) doom If Emerson gets injured we have a dodgy (in a back 4) Alonso doom If Courtois goes down we have shit Caballero dooom At striker we have Morata (shit on multiple levels), an ageing Giroud (who is good in fits and spurts) and maybe Bats (who I cant see working out in Sarriball) or the underwhelming Abraham doom RW will be weak again (Pedro willbe better than Willian in Sarriball, but he is ageing too, and cant play every game, every minute) Willian is really going to be a problem, I bet he pulls a Costa doom we will have only massively injury-prone Barkley as an experienced AMF doom we are so fucked atm IF NO MORE SIGNINGS

HELL YES cannot believe we bollocksed up that £65m Barca move. WTF! Now its Man U or bust Willian is going to be club house poison, watch him pull a fucking Costa

Barca are signing Malcom (for only £36m, grrrrrrrrrr), goodbye £65m for Willian from them Barcelona agree €41m Malcom move after hijacking Roma deal http://www.goal.com/en/news/barcelona-agree-41m-malcom-move-after-hijacking-roma-deal/gklk1h0hio6y1xezi9f9qqtue

Square? I must be having a brain lock KDB?

2005

Works for me

So, Higuain wants to go to AC Milan, he doesn't want to leave Italy, and Juve want Morata. I guess unless we go big and get Icardi (Real are also sniffing around him of course) we are going to perhaps roll with Giroud, Bats, and Abraham. http://www.corrieredellosport.it/news/calcio/serie-a/milan/2018/07/24-45677999/higuain_un_s_a_leonardo_ma_non_basta/ Martial as a striker really seems to get more important and of course a swap (plus cash) for Willian. Other options Edinson Cavani (31 though, 32 in February) I will say this, I would rather have him (as long as healthy) than Higuain for a couple years. I am sure most here disagree Timo Werner (not sold on him and will be crazy expensive) Andrea Belotti (had a bad year, would be nice to know what Sarri thinks of him, he was a beast 2 years ago) he did do this a week (granted against a shit team) >>>>>> Belotti bags five for Torino https://www.football-italia.net/124488/belotti-bags-five-torino Jean-Kévin Augustin (wild card, super fast, not big, really young, just turned 21) Rodrigo Interesting, but Valencia will want crazy money Ultimate cray cray wild card >>>>> Mario Balotelli

They (Man U rotters) refused to pay $54m for Alex Sandro, the arguably 2nd best LB on the planet, (who we had £65m bid turned down last year for) so why would they go cray and pay 70m quid for a soon to be 30 yo RW who is nowhere near top 10 atm?

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are so fucked Willian must be going splodey head, and now we have to pray that we can do a deal with Man U for Martial (which there is almost zero chance old twat JM will allow) or at least £60m flat out sale I wanna choke out Granny £65 MILLION, out of the league, and now down the shitter